WAPportunity

a chance that you get to have sex.

“it was the perfect situation to fuck, call that taking the wapportunity”

by ivyywalls February 3, 2023

swapportunity

an opportunity to barter instead of paying for something

The swapportunity made more sense for her so she simply bartered for what she wanted.

by CharlestonSC March 16, 2015

Napportunity

An opportunity for a nap.

"Two hours before you have to leave? Sounds like a good napportunity."

by Locutionary March 1, 2009

fapportunity

A situation conducive to masturbation, that is to say, the perfect opportunity to pleasure oneself.

Archibald Crunk: Geez, I was so bored on Saturday. My room-mate was out of town, all of my friends were at the party, and there was nothing good on television.

Zedekiah Bigguns: Sounds like a perfect fapportunity to me, dawg.

by thewanderingjew22 March 21, 2012

Whipportunity

The best opportunity in a song to hit the whip, typically when the beat drops.

"When I heard the bass drop coming, I knew I had to whip, it was the perfect whipportunity."

by Wowzers In My Trousers June 29, 2018

Fapportunity

The fapper's perfect time when nobody's home and is ready to fap

My mom and dad are going to work, this'll be the perfect fapportunity

by JerkCough February 7, 2012

swapportunity

The opportunity to swap a higher calorie snack for a Yoplait Light

Swapping a 300 calorie doughnut for this 110 calorie strawberry shortcake is a good swapportunity

by Brizzo123 February 28, 2012