Yapportunity 

a set of circumstances that makes it possible to conversate.

I take every yapportunity I can get.

Yapportunity by Wyle Kalton November 6, 2024

Napportunity

An opportunity for a nap.

"Two hours before you have to leave? Sounds like a good napportunity."

Napportunity by Locutionary March 1, 2009

fapportunity 

A situation conducive to masturbation, that is to say, the perfect opportunity to pleasure oneself.

Archibald Crunk: Geez, I was so bored on Saturday. My room-mate was out of town, all of my friends were at the party, and there was nothing good on television.

Zedekiah Bigguns: Sounds like a perfect fapportunity to me, dawg.

fapportunity by thewanderingjew22 March 21, 2012

Fapportunity 

The fapper's perfect time when nobody's home and is ready to fap

My mom and dad are going to work, this'll be the perfect fapportunity

Fapportunity by JerkCough February 7, 2012

napportunity

An opportunity to take a nap.

I got out of class early and realized I had a napportunity.

napportunity by Halesssss September 2, 2016

window of napportunity 

The time frame appropriate for a nap. For instance, between 12 and 4.

Mary: I'm getting pretty tired.
Shea: But we've got homework, and it's 5:30. Way outside window of napportunity.

window of napportunity by charger752 October 22, 2010

apportunity 

The opportunity to create an app that has none be made yet.

There is no app on the iphone for measuring penis size with the camera. This is a great apportunity to make some hard cash.

apportunity by Misterque December 25, 2011