Whipportunity

The best opportunity in a song to hit the whip, typically when the beat drops.

"When I heard the bass drop coming, I knew I had to whip, it was the perfect whipportunity."

Whipportunity by Wowzers In My Trousers June 29, 2018

whoppertunity 

The opportunity to purchase a delicious flame broiled Whopper or Whopper Junior from Burger King.

You're hungry? Well we passed a BK 6 blocks ago, but there's no way I'm going all the way back there. Sorry, you missed your whoppertunity.

whoppertunity by BobBoberBobest February 18, 2011

whoppertunity 

an opportunity to be that which you are-LOVE

A friend said to me once - I envy the whoppertunities you're about to have. She insisted she'd said 'opportunities' but I heard whoppertunities.

Today's world holds infinite whoppertunities.

whoppertunity by Mary Hayhoe December 10, 2004

WAPportunity 

a chance that you get to have sex.

“it was the perfect situation to fuck, call that taking the wapportunity”

WAPportunity by ivyywalls February 3, 2023

whoppertunity 

Da chance to either chow down on a scrumptious Burger King sandwich or tell an absurdly-inflated tale.

At da Possum Loge meeting, Hap Shaughnessy claimed to have won da Port Asbestos burger-eating contest for da past several years, but I suspect dat it was just his availing himself of a whoppertunity to try to ego-boostingly impress his fellow foolishly-macho buddies.

whoppertunity by QuacksO January 9, 2025