Napportunity

An opportunity for a nap.

"Two hours before you have to leave? Sounds like a good napportunity."

by Locutionary March 1, 2009

napportunity

An opportunity to take a nap.

I got out of class early and realized I had a napportunity.

by Halesssss September 2, 2016

Napportunity

Ceasing any opportunity to take a nap

Natasha had a napportunity on the train en route to work

by nguerra November 26, 2017

window of napportunity

The time frame appropriate for a nap. For instance, between 12 and 4.

Mary: I'm getting pretty tired.
Shea: But we've got homework, and it's 5:30. Way outside window of napportunity.

by charger752 October 22, 2010

snapportunity

when an opportunity arises that you believe would make a perfect post to snapchat

That prank that you pulled on Mr. A last class where you pied him in his face in the middle of his lecture was a perfect snapportunity. So many kids posted it to their story!

by Giuseppe PussySlayer 69 February 12, 2015

fapportunity

A situation conducive to masturbation, that is to say, the perfect opportunity to pleasure oneself.

Archibald Crunk: Geez, I was so bored on Saturday. My room-mate was out of town, all of my friends were at the party, and there was nothing good on television.

Zedekiah Bigguns: Sounds like a perfect fapportunity to me, dawg.

by thewanderingjew22 March 21, 2012

Nopportunity

A favor someone asks of another person that will not only be of no benefit to them but also degrades their life in some way. These favors are usually asked with a high pitched "happy to see you" sort of tone.

"Hey buddy! (Guy asking a favor teases the other guy's hair like a dog) I've got an opportunity for you! How would you like to come in on Saturday and help me untangle all the paper clips?"

"Sounds more like a Nopportunity" (full sarcasm)

by smartashley October 5, 2012