waaburger 

An imaginary food, usually followed with french cries. Is usually offered to someone who is whining, complaining, or bitching.

Typical "emo" kid: "My life sucks!"
Dude: "Get yourself a waaburger and some french cries."

Guy 1: "Dude, today sucks."
Guy 2: "What did you have for lunch? A waaburger?"

waaburger by punkbass_20x6 April 21, 2006

waaburger 

Term used to imply wimpiness or whininess. Often used with french cries

How about a waaburger and some french cries?

waaburger by Waamburglar March 1, 2006

whamburger 

the imaginary food given to someone bitchin or complainin or whinin 24/7. similar to the whambulance service.

So what he cheated on you with your besfriend.... do you want a whamburger and some french cries??

whamburger by Corbet December 9, 2008

whataburger tents 

that piece of folded orange plastic that the cashier gives you that for some reason fucking amazing. fun to play while you wait for your order and then never give them back. collect them all!

dude i went to whataburger yesterday and managed to get like five whataburger tents!

whataburger tents by vortexwolf13 October 6, 2011

Whataburger 

If you live in the Southern region of the United States, it's the place to go to when you're drunk as shit 2AM in the morning with your mates. They serve AMAZING burgers and are 24/7 and are one of the many reasons why Texas kicks ass.

Guy 1: Dudeeeeee I'm getting the munchiest let's go to Whataburger
Guy 2: Fuck yeah! I'm keeping the place number too as part of my Whata number collection too!
Guy 3: FUCK YEAH TEXAS!

Whataburger by AKewlName February 21, 2014

Whataburger 

A restaurant chain which is based in Corpus Christi, Texas, and mainly serves the Southern region of the U.S. Has a reputation for making some of the best food you can get at a fast-food place. They do take near-forever when it comes to serving your order, but they compensate for the slow service with the great food.

Speedy service does not equal quality.

Whataburger by Dr. Atomic December 4, 2004

Whataburger 

Resturant which has the best fucking hamburgers in the world, 2nd best fries next to mcdonalds, and open 24/7 which is awesome, stoners paradise, makes all other burgers taste like crap, and you can order the burgers any way you like ex. triple meat, triple cheese, and bacon

Its 3 a.m. and I'm hungry, I think I will go to Whataburger and get something to eat.

Whataburger by Whata March 15, 2004