punkbass_20x6's definitions

On my ticket

When a person uses his/her guest pass for a friend or aquaintance who does not attend that particular school. Is usually used for dances, such as Prom or Homecoming.

Guy 1: "Dude, I want to go to prom so I can hook up, but I don't go to that school anymore!"
Guy 2: "Hey, you can go on my ticket, but you have to be my wingman.
Guy 1: "Deal. But no fat chicks."

by punkbass_20x6 July 13, 2006

whore-off

A challenge, issued by one whore to another. It usually involves a public display of whore-ish skills or other related whore-isms.

Paris Hilton: "I challenge you to a whore-off!"
Mr. Slave: "You're on!"
Random Guy: "Whore-off!"

by punkbass_20x6 April 21, 2006

waaburger

An imaginary food, usually followed with french cries. Is usually offered to someone who is whining, complaining, or bitching.

Typical "emo" kid: "My life sucks!"
Dude: "Get yourself a waaburger and some french cries."

Guy 1: "Dude, today sucks."
Guy 2: "What did you have for lunch? A waaburger?"

by punkbass_20x6 April 21, 2006

emo food

A euphemism for nothing, using the typical assumption that "emo" kids don't actually eat. In conversation, it is used to mean nothing.

Guy 1: "What's going down today, dude?"
Guy 2: "Aw man, just emo food."
Guy 1: "That sucks."

by punkbass_20x6 April 20, 2006

this

A pronoun which you can put at the end of any noun and make it sound like a derogatory statement. The practical outline of such a statement is: {insert noun} this. Usually a physical gesture follows the statement.

Teacher: Where is your homework?
Student: *grabs crotch* Homework this.

Parent: Did you go to school today?
Kid: *scratches nuts* School this.

by punkbass_20x6 January 15, 2006

french cries

An imaginary food, usually accompanied first by a waaburger. Is usually offered to someone who is whining, complaining, bitching, or any other annoying offense.

Guy: I can't spell anything right in this dictionary.
Guy 2: Get yourself a waaburger and some french cries.

Dude: I can't take it anymore!
Dude 2: Dude, get youself some french cries and quit complaining.

by punkbass_20x6 January 15, 2006

gas, ass, or grass

What some people consider the rules of hitchhiking, where the hitchhiker, upon pickup or throughout the trip, must either provide: 1)Gas for the car, 2)Some type of sexual satisfaction, or 3)Some type of drug, usually marijuana.

Hitchhiker: Yo dude, can i get a ride?
Dude: Gas, ass, or grass.
Hitchhiker: *pulls out baggie* Grass.

by punkbass_20x6 January 15, 2006