Definitions by punkbass_20x6
On my ticket
When a person uses his/her guest pass for a friend or aquaintance who does not attend that particular school. Is usually used for dances, such as Prom or Homecoming.
Guy 1: "Dude, I want to go to prom so I can hook up, but I don't go to that school anymore!"
Guy 2: "Hey, you can go on my ticket, but you have to be my wingman.
Guy 1: "Deal. But no fat chicks."
Guy 2: "Hey, you can go on my ticket, but you have to be my wingman.
Guy 1: "Deal. But no fat chicks."
On my ticket by punkbass_20x6 July 13, 2006
whore-off
A challenge, issued by one whore to another. It usually involves a public display of whore-ish skills or other related whore-isms.
whore-off by punkbass_20x6 April 21, 2006
waaburger
An imaginary food, usually followed with french cries. Is usually offered to someone who is whining, complaining, or bitching.
Typical "emo" kid: "My life sucks!"
Dude: "Get yourself a waaburger and some french cries."
Guy 1: "Dude, today sucks."
Guy 2: "What did you have for lunch? A waaburger?"
Dude: "Get yourself a waaburger and some french cries."
Guy 1: "Dude, today sucks."
Guy 2: "What did you have for lunch? A waaburger?"
waaburger by punkbass_20x6 April 21, 2006
emo food
A euphemism for nothing, using the typical assumption that "emo" kids don't actually eat. In conversation, it is used to mean nothing.
emo food by punkbass_20x6 April 20, 2006
this
A pronoun which you can put at the end of any noun and make it sound like a derogatory statement. The practical outline of such a statement is: {insert noun} this. Usually a physical gesture follows the statement.
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Student: *grabs crotch* Homework this.
Parent: Did you go to school today?
Kid: *scratches nuts* School this.
Student: *grabs crotch* Homework this.
Parent: Did you go to school today?
Kid: *scratches nuts* School this.
this by punkbass_20x6 January 15, 2006
french cries
An imaginary food, usually accompanied first by a waaburger. Is usually offered to someone who is whining, complaining, bitching, or any other annoying offense.
Guy: I can't spell anything right in this dictionary.
Guy 2: Get yourself a waaburger and some french cries.
Dude: I can't take it anymore!
Dude 2: Dude, get youself some french cries and quit complaining.
Guy 2: Get yourself a waaburger and some french cries.
Dude: I can't take it anymore!
Dude 2: Dude, get youself some french cries and quit complaining.
french cries by punkbass_20x6 January 15, 2006
gas, ass, or grass
What some people consider the rules of hitchhiking, where the hitchhiker, upon pickup or throughout the trip, must either provide: 1)Gas for the car, 2)Some type of sexual satisfaction, or 3)Some type of drug, usually marijuana.
Hitchhiker: Yo dude, can i get a ride?
Dude: Gas, ass, or grass.
Hitchhiker: *pulls out baggie* Grass.
Dude: Gas, ass, or grass.
Hitchhiker: *pulls out baggie* Grass.
gas, ass, or grass by punkbass_20x6 January 15, 2006