punkbass_20x6's definitions

emo food

A euphemism for nothing, using the typical assumption that "emo" kids don't actually eat. In conversation, it is used to mean nothing.

Guy 1: "What's going down today, dude?"
Guy 2: "Aw man, just emo food."
Guy 1: "That sucks."

by punkbass_20x6 April 20, 2006

this

A pronoun which you can put at the end of any noun and make it sound like a derogatory statement. The practical outline of such a statement is: {insert noun} this. Usually a physical gesture follows the statement.

Teacher: Where is your homework?
Student: *grabs crotch* Homework this.

Parent: Did you go to school today?
Kid: *scratches nuts* School this.

by punkbass_20x6 January 15, 2006

gas, ass, or grass

What some people consider the rules of hitchhiking, where the hitchhiker, upon pickup or throughout the trip, must either provide: 1)Gas for the car, 2)Some type of sexual satisfaction, or 3)Some type of drug, usually marijuana.

Hitchhiker: Yo dude, can i get a ride?
Dude: Gas, ass, or grass.
Hitchhiker: *pulls out baggie* Grass.

by punkbass_20x6 January 15, 2006

Dirt Lamb

An energy drink, made popular by Andy Milonaukis. Drinking Dirt Lamb may make you smart, or it may make you stoopid.

"Dirt Lamb makes you smart!"
"Dirt Lamb makes you stoopid!"
"The capitol of South Dakota is Bismark!" (hiss)

by punkbass_20x6 January 10, 2006

whore-off

A challenge, issued by one whore to another. It usually involves a public display of whore-ish skills or other related whore-isms.

Paris Hilton: "I challenge you to a whore-off!"
Mr. Slave: "You're on!"
Random Guy: "Whore-off!"

by punkbass_20x6 April 21, 2006

On my ticket

When a person uses his/her guest pass for a friend or aquaintance who does not attend that particular school. Is usually used for dances, such as Prom or Homecoming.

Guy 1: "Dude, I want to go to prom so I can hook up, but I don't go to that school anymore!"
Guy 2: "Hey, you can go on my ticket, but you have to be my wingman.
Guy 1: "Deal. But no fat chicks."

by punkbass_20x6 July 13, 2006

french cries

An imaginary food, usually accompanied first by a waaburger. Is usually offered to someone who is whining, complaining, bitching, or any other annoying offense.

Guy: I can't spell anything right in this dictionary.
Guy 2: Get yourself a waaburger and some french cries.

Dude: I can't take it anymore!
Dude 2: Dude, get youself some french cries and quit complaining.

by punkbass_20x6 January 15, 2006