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W.W.M.D. (What would mady do?) The act of making a completely irrational decision that nobody could see coming yet nobody seems to be surprised at this point.
My water tank went out this week so I was going to be short on either my credit card or cable bill but couldn’t decide which one to be late on so I took a deep breath and asked W.W.M.D. and decided to get a cash advance on my next three paychecks and bought each of my kids pet chimpanzees and booked a vacation to Fiji.
W.W.M.D. by Tenaciousron April 14, 2026
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W.W.M.R.D 

What would Mr. Rogers Do. Referencing the wwjd (what would Jesus do) but instead of Jesus it's all of are favorite neighbor Mr. Rogers
Friend: God this guy is being really mean to me
Me: Hey cheer up just remember W.W.M.R.D
Friend: Your right he might just be having a bad day and might need a shoulder to cry on. Thanks
W.W.M.R.D by Nairnia January 12, 2020

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

George W.M.D. Bush 

one of the most prominently featured names on the historical wall of presidential shame.
George W.M.D. Bush cried wolf, wolf, wolf, and everybody listened, but I don't think anyone will listen next time.
1. Weapons of Mass Deception
2. Bullshit
3. An excuse for a douche-bag to blow America's grand-children's future and fill a generation's worth of body-bags for his own ends (and probable profits).
W.M.D.s weren't Saddam Hussein's domain, it's what Dubya fed the American people to justify filling his and his crony's pockets.
W.M.D. by J Q Public August 4, 2007

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

s.d.w.w.m.t.h.b 

some day we will meet these hot bitches

:)
s.d.w.w.m.t.h.b :)
s.d.w.w.m.t.h.b by dany3269 October 21, 2013
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