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Huey Lewis is a drink in honor of the great rock and roll artist who is known for having a big ole hog in his pants. The drink is simple as the bar tender will just hand you two cans of beer stacked on top of each other. This is similar to the believed size of Huey’s package.
I’m too thirsty for just one beer, give me a Huey Lewis to quench my thirst.
by Tenaciousron May 25, 2019

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When you carry a giant can of pepper spray with you wherever you go in case one of the cheer moms gets in your face and you need to remind her who’s boss.
That fat slobby cheer mom is over there is giving us the stink eye Steve but don’t worry I’m vines ready (lifts shirt to reveal giant can of pepper spray attached to his braided belt)
by Tenaciousron May 31, 2019

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Christmas story morning- when you wake up and some semen leakage from the night prior has stuck your dick hole to your underwear. Just like when flick was triple dog dared to stick his tongue to the frozen flag pole.
My Dick hole has been bothering me all day. I need to start peeing before I go to bed so I can prevent these Christmas story mornings.
by Tenaciousron October 18, 2017

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Someone who can’t handle their alcohol consistently and gets manhandled by gingers on the reg.
Did you hear about Brian? Yeah he was being a Helka and got put into the cross faced chicken wing by that bob backlund looking mofo.
by Tenaciousron June 04, 2019

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This is a slang term for a pussy used among the dirty whores who have entered their geriatric state.
Andy get your big sweaty ass over here and use your bopper on my bingo card while I run my fingers through your luscious curls.
by Tenaciousron July 19, 2019

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When two guys put their dicks side by side facing opposite ways and interlock their hands and jerk each other off at the same time.
Omg did you see Ron and Don dick tunneling last night? It was seriously one of the hottest things I’ve ever saw. I’m going to be jerking it to that image for a long time.
by Tenaciousron June 06, 2019

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When your fucking a girl and just before you’re about to show your vinegar strokes you pull out and finish in a styrofoam burger container. You then put it in a paper doggy bag and send her on her way.
Hey Kevin what do you think about that girl over there? She’s not bad but I’d give her a doggy bag instead of making a deposit.
by Tenaciousron June 03, 2019

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