W.M.D.

1. Weapons of Mass Deception
2. Bullshit
3. An excuse for a douche-bag to blow America's grand-children's future and fill a generation's worth of body-bags for his own ends (and probable profits).

W.M.D.s weren't Saddam Hussein's domain, it's what Dubya fed the American people to justify filling his and his crony's pockets.

W.M.D. by J Q Public August 4, 2007

W.M.D.

Woolly Mammoth of Destruction. Code name for a large, neanderthal-ish looking Persian women. Very rough physically (likes to push and punch), in manners, communication, etc. Enjoys food to a point that the WMD will eat it off the floor. Avoid at all cost.

Guy 1: Just look at that fat bitch, she is forcing herself onto that little guy.
Guy 2: That's sad dude, he is gonna be trampled by the W.M.D.

W.M.D. by Leonar V November 3, 2008

W.M.D.s 

Refers to a flirty obese womans huge breasts.

She was attacking them with her W.M.D.s

W.M.D.s by Hana502 February 16, 2008

George W.M.D. Bush 

one of the most prominently featured names on the historical wall of presidential shame.

George W.M.D. Bush cried wolf, wolf, wolf, and everybody listened, but I don't think anyone will listen next time.

George W.M.D. Bush by Sergio Momarsh April 20, 2006

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H! by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

W.W.M.D.

W.W.M.D. (What would mady do?) The act of making a completely irrational decision that nobody could see coming yet nobody seems to be surprised at this point.

My water tank went out this week so I was going to be short on either my credit card or cable bill but couldn’t decide which one to be late on so I took a deep breath and asked W.W.M.D. and decided to get a cash advance on my next three paychecks and bought each of my kids pet chimpanzees and booked a vacation to Fiji.

W.W.M.D. by Tenaciousron April 14, 2026

S.m.d.o.i.w.m.y.s.i 

Suck my dick or I will make you suck it

S.m.d.o.i.w.m.y.s.i and this is by corn. 🤣😐👉🏾🚪

S.m.d.o.i.w.m.y.s.i by S.m.d.o.i.w.m.y.s.i March 18, 2023