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1. Weapons of Mass Deception
2. Bullshit
3. An excuse for a douche-bag to blow America's grand-children's future and fill a generation's worth of body-bags for his own ends (and probable profits).
W.M.D.s weren't Saddam Hussein's domain, it's what Dubya fed the American people to justify filling his and his crony's pockets.
W.M.D. by J Q Public August 4, 2007
Words you can keep
Woolly Mammoth of Destruction. Code name for a large, neanderthal-ish looking Persian women. Very rough physically (likes to push and punch), in manners, communication, etc. Enjoys food to a point that the WMD will eat it off the floor. Avoid at all cost.
Guy 1: Just look at that fat bitch, she is forcing herself onto that little guy.
Guy 2: That's sad dude, he is gonna be trampled by the W.M.D.
W.M.D. by Leonar V November 3, 2008
Refers to a flirty obese womans huge breasts.
She was attacking them with her W.M.D.s
W.M.D.s by Hana502 February 16, 2008

George W.M.D. Bush 

one of the most prominently featured names on the historical wall of presidential shame.
George W.M.D. Bush cried wolf, wolf, wolf, and everybody listened, but I don't think anyone will listen next time.

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
W.W.M.D. (What would mady do?) The act of making a completely irrational decision that nobody could see coming yet nobody seems to be surprised at this point.
My water tank went out this week so I was going to be short on either my credit card or cable bill but couldn’t decide which one to be late on so I took a deep breath and asked W.W.M.D. and decided to get a cash advance on my next three paychecks and bought each of my kids pet chimpanzees and booked a vacation to Fiji.
W.W.M.D. by Tenaciousron April 14, 2026

S.m.d.o.i.w.m.y.s.i 

S.m.d.o.i.w.m.y.s.i and this is by corn. 🤣😐👉🏾🚪
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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B)
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A)
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B)
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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