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W.M.E.J. 

W.M.E.J. - Abbreviation, for World’s Most Expensive Jam. This is in relation to a very expensive pot of jam, usually strawberry or raspberry which sits in the cupboard and is never often used.
Another feature of the jam is that although very expensive, it usually does not taste any better than a supermarket’s own.

Owners of the jam, are usually under worked, or spoiled students who live, sorry sponge, off their parents.
"Hey man,how are you? ... Hey, whats that in the cupboard?"
"Oh, thats just W.M.E.J. that Dan bought. It sits right on the shelf there. Yep."

-All names are fiction and may or may not be true or based upon a real person.
W.M.E.J. by Pinky and the Brain January 21, 2008

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

W.O.M.E.N. 

Winners Ovulation Mensuration Endurance Negative pregnancy tests
We are W.O.M.E.N.
W.O.M.E.N. by Cute Potatoes September 5, 2018

W.A.M.E. 

A management company for those looking to get the band back together. They only has one client at a time. This gives the client the attention they deserve.
Man that boy looking mad W.A.M.E. today.
It stands for What Ever Major Loser and it is usually supported by hand gestures using 3 fingers placed above the forehead symbolizing the first letter of each word.
Dennis: I have some big news!!!! I'M GOING TO BE IN THE FOOTBALL TEAM!!
Bully(who's actually jealous of him): W.E.M.L(What Ever Major Loser) Dennis the Menace!!!
W.E.M.L by whatawaste February 7, 2019

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K. 

Half
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K. is the worst.
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