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Ovulation

When a woman is particularly more attracted to a man and is really horny for the majority of this time
Ovulation is the middle of a female's monthly cycle
by 001011010001 August 28, 2015
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ovulation

The release of an egg from an ovary during the menstrual cycle.
Studies show women are more attracted to “macho” guys near ovulation. The rest of the month, they’re drawn to “good providers,” otherwise known as chumps.
by stealth17 February 1, 2006
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Ovulation

Ovulation (Oh-vu-lai-sion), -noun, -verb.

Noun, (plural form: Ovulations)
Any crusty cake, e.g. brownie, which is made by a woman who is in the middle of her menstrual cycle

Verb, (Ovulate)
When a woman, or occasionaly a man, bakes any crusty cake, e.g. brownie, during his/hers/its menstrual cycle.
Noun:
Foreign Dude: Hey man, these taste awesome. Are they brownies?

Chill, Non-Foreign Dude: Nah, they are ovulations, my girlfriend made them, it was that time of the month anyway.

Verb:
Dude to another dude: My girlfriend is so great at ovulating, the brownies she can ovulate are simply the best.
by A Wise Guy You Know December 18, 2009
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Ovulation

Damn my ovulation is crazy
by McGangbanger4000 October 3, 2023
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Ovulation Situation

When a woman suddenly, and otherwise inexplicably, becomes obsessed with babies, pregnancy, nesting, etc. during a particular time of her cycle.
Girl: "Do you think someday we will have little babies?"
Guy: "Thought you didn't want kids?"
Girl: "Well, I do now. Must be an ovulation situation."
by HopelessCynic August 7, 2011
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ovulation station

a prime place for all your ovulation needs
"ah here, lets hit the ovulation station"
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ovulation obsessed

One who is desperate to get pregnant. Usually tracks her menstral cycle to determine most optimal time to concieve. Takes basal temp every morning and tracks temp on a chart. Makes daily note of vaginal mucus to track upcomming ovulation. Has sex on days most likely to be fertile. On those days goes straight for the kill and completely forgets forplay.
Karen is ovulation obsessed all she cares about is getting pregnant she doesn't make sex fun anymore.
by Karamel December 20, 2007
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