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Rusty Valet 

Eating ass in a car, usually in a semi public place, ie, McDonald's parking lot.
Mike gave me a Rusty Valet right there in the handicapped parking spot of Wal-Mart last night!
You better marry him Jane, he is a keeper!
Rusty Valet by Calopolus October 4, 2010

Velettah 

A velettah is the best person you will ever meet, she if funny, pretty, and brings life to any party she is a VERY SMEXY BEAST and if you find a best friend like her then you are one hella lucky person
Guy: hey who’s that girl over there
Girl: NO ONE
Guy 2: ohhh SHES velettah SHES superrrrr smexy
Guy: DAMNNNNNNN
Velettah by Randomdude3333 February 13, 2018

nigger valet

1) a self-important person that parks in fire lanes and no-parking zones in front of businesses. can be seen at Walmart or Kmart. Usuaaly has children in the back seat with grandmother swatting them from the front.
2) Someone who parks close to the doors of a store in order to save walking 20 more feet. typ. obese and needs more exercise.
"They ain't no parkin spaces close"

"Stupid, pull me up the front of the sto and we'll nigger valet it"
nigger valet by Frank Discussion October 1, 2006

Valet Wipe 

When your sexual partner cleans your genitals post climactic sexual intercourse.
Gary laid back enjoying the after glow after pounding Tonya to orgasm. She thanked him by cleaning herself and giving Gary a Valet Wipe.
Valet Wipe by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Valetirian 

Valeitirian is a term/name or slang for a short person
"Wow, that's a pretty short person"
"Must be a Valetirian"
Valetirian by IAmNotValetirian January 5, 2023

Hip Hop Valet Parking 

Hip Hop Valet Parking describes our African-American friends' tendency to station large American SUVs with oversized chrome rims in the fire lane in front of Wal-Mart or southside malls. A more subtle version occurs when the same SUV is spied with grandma's handicap placard mounted proudly next to a half dozen or so pine tree air fresheners to mask the scent of marijuana. Minor
Section 8 (government housing) celebrities who are generally unemployed or underemployed who claim to be producers are the most likely to utilize Hip Hop Valet Parking.
T-Dog's rim size is three times his ACT score...rollin hard on 27's sippin' a foty, smokin' a blunt...Hip Hop Valet Parking yo'.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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