Votion

trying to make a difference.

"hey how have you been?" "quite good just been trying to Votion!" (mental health awareness)

by Heterize August 12, 2022

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Standing Blow-vation

The act of receiving an amazing blowjob after a great show performance or a hard day at work.

Brad Pitt : Dude great job with that rad violin solo last night, the crowd went wild!

Me: Thanks man, if you think that crowd was wild, you should have seen that Standing Blow-vation that Cindy Lou gave me after!

by OgJaw February 11, 2013

voting

In an election, the process whereby elegible citizens submit their choice for the person/party who gets to exploit them for the next 3-4years. People will often get wildly enthusiastic about which dishonest piece of crap they're going to "vote" for this time around, completely forgetting their previous experiences with politicians, which resembled nothing so much as being simultaneously mugged, insulted and assraped. If voting could change things, it would be illegal.

Person 1: Dude, are you voting today?
Person 2: No, this time around I thought I'd just save time and ask a Hell's Angel to beat me up and rob me.

Candidate: And will you be voting for me today, sir?
Voter : Why yes I am! Here, let me bend over this chair so that you can more conveniently assrape me...

by Big Bad Mark December 28, 2005

Voting

The process whereby enfranchised persons within the body politic attempt to exchange one mob of hapless bastards for another.

After the impeachment, the voting at the next election was furious.

by sociopath9 January 22, 2010

middle finger voting

A type of voting that describes casting one’s vote for one candidate to prevent another from winning.

This 2020 presidential election will likely embody the most widespread example of middle finger voting the US has ever seen.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2020

middle finger voting

When your vote for one candidate is actually a vote against another.

Why yes, I do admit to many instances when I engaged in middle finger voting!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2020