Vorce

An E-vorce is when your significant other changes their "marital status" on myspace, facebook, etc. When they are upset with you. This can be temporary or permanent depending on the seriousness of the situataion.

"Hey Blue Eyes, your facebook says you are single again, wanna make out?

"No, my wife just e-vorced me for the day since I forgot to put the seat down, she will get over it and fix my status later"

by Blue Eyes, yo February 18, 2010

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Use the Vorce

Using the sympathy generated from a recent divorce as a way of picking up guys or girls on rebound; either for the recipient or target.

NB: Especially effective in situations with friends called Luke

Jim: Go lay it on that girl over there
Luke: Im not sure im ready after my divorce.
Jim: Use the Vorce, Luke.

Jess: What about that cute guy over there?
Sera: I heard he just got divorced; what do you think?
Jess: Use the Vorce Sara, he'll be well up for it.

by Homak October 21, 2011

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Matthew tyler vorce

Matthew Tyler vorce is the boyfriend of Billie Eilish who is an amazing singer. They both are happy together....we all know that Billie was so broken earlier because of her ex....she was lost...now she found someone perfect for her and is happy with him. Spit would be good if we don't push our opinions between them cuz when they're happy nothing else matters.....Billie knows who's good for her...as she chose Matthew...he might be actually good. Start loving and respecting their opinion. Billie is so kind and sweet to all her fans. She literally gives fans the whole world, but if she knows that HER FANS ARE POINTING HER OUT she'll feel so bad ....so just a small request, respect them, their opinion. pleaseeee🙂:)

Billie: hey this is my boyfriend Matthew Tyler vorce and we're happy together.

by Young lady billie May 02, 2022

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