Vocum

A mixture of vomit and cum,

oh man that girl just spat up a bunch of vocum all over my face!

by scotty2hotty_69420 June 23, 2010

Porn Volume Threshold (PVT)

The maximum volume level one would use on their computer while enjoying pornography privately

Hey man, I can hear those girls screaming from the other room you need to adjust your Porn Volume Threshold (PVT)

by D4soni March 15, 2011

Funk Volume

Hopsin & SwizZz's (the 2 most insane rappers ever) independent record label.

Guy 1- "hey did you hear that crazy beat on the radio?"
Guy 2- "That's not the radio it's YouTube, It's Hopsin, from that Funk Volume Record Label I think" Incredible, right?
Guy 1- Hell yeah, turn that mothafucka' up.

by Psikiguy. K. Kentai Sweet December 30, 2011

Volume OCD

The disorder in which the volume of the television or computer must be a multiple of 5, (or sometimes just even or just odd numbers). If it is not on the preferred volume the person may get stressed, or agitated and will go out of their way to get the volume on their preferred number. They will do this in every environment, whether its in a public place or at someone else's house. People like to joke about it by putting the volume on '31' not '30' and then leaving the room... to these people I would like to say... I hate you.

At a friend's house, friend's Dad turns volume to 46... Person gets up, gets the remote, and turns it down 1.
*Whole family looks at you with confusion*
this is Volume OCD

by yo1234 October 26, 2013

Vacume Fuckers

A male or female that likes to fuck them selfs with vacumes all day long.

That man likes to fuck and play with his vacume more than he likes to fuck his girlfriend. What a bunch of Vacume Fuckers.

by Ratchet 25 February 1, 2013

Volumptious

-Full and plump
-Hot as hell
- Sexy

My butt is so volumptious

You're so voluptious, that you could destroy Kim Kardashian with your butt.

by George the Fish August 9, 2016

volume officer

one who has an incessant tendency to fluctuate the volume on a television based on anticipation of loud noises, crude language, or a sex scene despite numerous requests to stop.

"Hey volume officer, why don't you take your badge off for a minute and set the remote down."

by 123baseball321 March 23, 2009