vladamir 

a closeted, insecure man with an unfortunately small penis. vladamirs are typically paranoid-schizophrenics who secretly like to lounge/skip around in mesh thongs.

when the small man leaned over, those behind him caught a full view of his frilly pink thong. he was indeed a vladamir; just as they had suspected.

vladamir by thenameisamitbitches February 26, 2006

Vladamir Poopin 

The act of masturbating while excreting a bowel movement.

Hey man, stop Vladamir Poopin all day and get to work.

Vladamir Poopin by herbsta420 January 17, 2019

Vladamir Putin 

Some dumbass who wants to be the new Hitler

Bob: I hate Vladamir Putin!
Jack: Me too

Vladamir Putin by Helpmylifelol March 8, 2022

Vladamir Kozlov 

He is currently signed to World Wrestling Entertainment and is working on the ECW brand. He is trained in freestyle wrestling, rugby, football, sambo, kickboxing, judo, and mixed martial arts. He was introduced to WWE by Jerry Jarrett.

After his awful PPV match with HHH he was demoted. He was "undefeated" until he faced HBK.

Instead of saying he botched a move, they now say he Kozloved a move

vladamir kozlov

Vladamir Kozlov by JSNWWF August 28, 2009

Vladimir 

A person who will always be there for you no matter what. He’s also a person that don’t care about what other people say about him. At the end of the day Vladimir is that nigga

Vladimir is a loving and caring person

Vladimir by Vlad the real on October 31, 2019

Vladimir Puto 

What Putin's name should be changed to after he launched the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine.

Vladimir Puto can go fuck himself in the ass for what he's doing! Пу́тін хуйло́!

Vladimir Puto by Corn-Sizzurp March 9, 2022

The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod 

A five book series about a half human, half vampire boy named Vladimir Tod and a prophecy surrounding him. Although some parts of the book are very serious, the author still manages to make the books extremely funny and light-hearted. A vampire series that isn't a cliche, sappy love story. *cough* like Twilight. An easy, yet awesome read, if you enjoy the supernatural. Written by Heather Brewer.

The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod- one of the best vampire books I've ever read.

The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod by book_nerd27 August 14, 2011