vladamir

a closeted, insecure man with an unfortunately small penis. vladamirs are typically paranoid-schizophrenics who secretly like to lounge/skip around in mesh thongs.

when the small man leaned over, those behind him caught a full view of his frilly pink thong. he was indeed a vladamir; just as they had suspected.

by thenameisamitbitches July 29, 2005

Vladamir Putin

Some dumbass who wants to be the new Hitler

Bob: I hate Vladamir Putin!
Jack: Me too

by Helpmylifelol March 08, 2022

Vladamir Poopin

The act of masturbating while excreting a bowel movement.

Hey man, stop Vladamir Poopin all day and get to work.

by herbsta420 January 18, 2019

Vladamir Kozlov

He is currently signed to World Wrestling Entertainment and is working on the ECW brand. He is trained in freestyle wrestling, rugby, football, sambo, kickboxing, judo, and mixed martial arts. He was introduced to WWE by Jerry Jarrett.

After his awful PPV match with HHH he was demoted. He was "undefeated" until he faced HBK.

Instead of saying he botched a move, they now say he Kozloved a move

vladamir kozlov

by JSNWWF August 28, 2009