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vladamir

a closeted, insecure man with an unfortunately small penis. vladamirs are typically paranoid-schizophrenics who secretly like to lounge/skip around in mesh thongs.
when the small man leaned over, those behind him caught a full view of his frilly pink thong. he was indeed a vladamir; just as they had suspected.
by thenameisamitbitches February 26, 2006
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Vladamir Poopin

The act of masturbating while excreting a bowel movement.
Hey man, stop Vladamir Poopin all day and get to work.
by herbsta420 January 17, 2019
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Vladamir Putin

Some dumbass who wants to be the new Hitler
Bob: I hate Vladamir Putin!
Jack: Me too
by Helpmylifelol March 8, 2022
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Vladamir Kozlov

He is currently signed to World Wrestling Entertainment and is working on the ECW brand. He is trained in freestyle wrestling, rugby, football, sambo, kickboxing, judo, and mixed martial arts. He was introduced to WWE by Jerry Jarrett.

After his awful PPV match with HHH he was demoted. He was "undefeated" until he faced HBK.
Instead of saying he botched a move, they now say he Kozloved a move

vladamir kozlov
by JSNWWF August 28, 2009
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Vladimir

A person who will always be there for you no matter what. He’s also a person that don’t care about what other people say about him. At the end of the day Vladimir is that nigga
Vladimir is a loving and caring person
by Vlad the real on October 31, 2019
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Vladimir Puto

What Putin's name should be changed to after he launched the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine.
Vladimir Puto can go fuck himself in the ass for what he's doing! Пу́тін хуйло́!
by Corn-Sizzurp March 9, 2022
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The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod

A five book series about a half human, half vampire boy named Vladimir Tod and a prophecy surrounding him. Although some parts of the book are very serious, the author still manages to make the books extremely funny and light-hearted. A vampire series that isn't a cliche, sappy love story. *cough* like Twilight. An easy, yet awesome read, if you enjoy the supernatural. Written by Heather Brewer.
The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod- one of the best vampire books I've ever read.
by book_nerd27 August 14, 2011
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