2 definitions by thenameisamitbitches

vladamir

a closeted, insecure man with an unfortunately small penis. vladamirs are typically paranoid-schizophrenics who secretly like to lounge/skip around in mesh thongs.

when the small man leaned over, those behind him caught a full view of his frilly pink thong. he was indeed a vladamir; just as they had suspected.

by thenameisamitbitches July 29, 2005

turk

proud, wicked-smart person. when in reference to a girl, generally synonymous with insanely HOT.

dude, that chick is smokin'...must be a turk.

by thenameisamitbitches July 29, 2005