A brand of vodka that puts you into a state of absolute fubar which very little consumption. The side-effects are rather bad, involving:
Puking up instestines, puking up whats left of your insides, lasting intoxication, intoxication after about your 18th shot (if you have been drinking it for abit). But if your a beer jockey, stick to small numbers ;).
Usually tastes like absolute ass, chaser or mixing is highly recommending, not that it will help much. Weak of stomach is reminded this substance isnt for you.
Puking up instestines, puking up whats left of your insides, lasting intoxication, intoxication after about your 18th shot (if you have been drinking it for abit). But if your a beer jockey, stick to small numbers ;).
Usually tastes like absolute ass, chaser or mixing is highly recommending, not that it will help much. Weak of stomach is reminded this substance isnt for you.
ME - "Be warned, thats vladimir"
YOU - "aah, thats nothing" *GULP*
YOU - "AAAAH AUGH IT BURNS IT BURNS AAAHAHHHH" *blarg* *puke* *spit* *more puke*
ME - "HAHAHHAAHAHHA TOLD yoU!@!!!"
YOU - "Ach!!!!"
YOU - "aah, thats nothing" *GULP*
YOU - "AAAAH AUGH IT BURNS IT BURNS AAAHAHHHH" *blarg* *puke* *spit* *more puke*
ME - "HAHAHHAAHAHHA TOLD yoU!@!!!"
YOU - "Ach!!!!"
by Malkavoru September 16, 2005
the most-flawless, perfect,beautiful,pretty,cute amazing,lovely, blissful,fabulous, divine,
Awesome,your someone to die for, you look excellent, handsome, charming,
heavenly, elegant, graceful, stunning, hot
drop-dead gorgeous, magnificent, heavenly, gorgeous(again), adorable, as pretty as a picture, lovable, endearing, enchanting, fairly, dainty, stunning, breathtaking, remarkable, spectacular, incredible, wonderful, extraordinary,astonishing, astounding ilysm lil bro
Awesome,your someone to die for, you look excellent, handsome, charming,
heavenly, elegant, graceful, stunning, hot
drop-dead gorgeous, magnificent, heavenly, gorgeous(again), adorable, as pretty as a picture, lovable, endearing, enchanting, fairly, dainty, stunning, breathtaking, remarkable, spectacular, incredible, wonderful, extraordinary,astonishing, astounding ilysm lil bro
by YASHIRO-SAN11 January 18, 2022
by Mr. Illuminasty July 18, 2010
Slang for going to the toilet to do excrement, or pooh. Rhymes with and is short for "Vladimir Putin".
"I'm going to go do a Vladimir."
by corney June 04, 2005
A person who will always be there for you no matter what. He’s also a person that don’t care about what other people say about him. At the end of the day Vladimir is that nigga
by Vlad the real on November 01, 2019
A person who always try to make you happy whenever your down & a person who is hardworking! & also a great friend 😇💙
by lashortone December 22, 2016
Vladimir, means rules the world, ruler of peace, sovereign of the people. A manly man who knows what he wants, and is usually quite handsome. Usually Russian.
by roxy000 February 04, 2010