Autism Speaks

But they don't listen to real autistic people. For some reason people and big companies support them despite AS' fuckups. Probably blackmail or some shit.
One time I went to a TJ Maxx and on the intercom an employee said that 50% of purchases were going to be donated to Autism Speaks. I left immediately to Target. The store sucked anyways.
by Corn-Sizzurp May 18, 2021
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Nintendo Ninjas

They still haven't come for me, so I'm gonna give them the wakeup call by flexing my ROMS. I have 450 games on my hacked Wii, including leaked prototypes and demo discs. The entire setup costed $180. I have a DSi with TWiLight Menu ++, and a bunch of DS ROMS, and for the icing on the cake, both have NES, SNES, Genesis/MD, SMS, etc. ROMS and they run perfectly. All of that and Nintendo still hasn't come for me. Come holla at me.
by Corn-Sizzurp December 07, 2021
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Sex

Sex is like math
You add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And pray you don't multiply
Guy 1 to Guy 2: Sarah and I were remembering high school math last night when we were having sex. We went at it like wild monkeys!
by Corn-Sizzurp May 20, 2021
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BSOD

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This definition ran into a problem and needs to restart. We're just collecting some error info, and then we'll restart for you.
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The BSOD is the reason why I failed the finals. Fuck Windows.
by Corn-Sizzurp May 12, 2021
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Vladimir Puto

What Putin's name should be changed to after he launched the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine.
Vladimir Puto can go fuck himself in the ass for what he's doing! Пу́тін хуйло́!
by Corn-Sizzurp March 09, 2022
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Do time

To do time is to serve a prison sentence.
If I get caught then I ain't snitching, I can do time
by Corn-Sizzurp May 13, 2021
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Fortnite

Okay, everyone on UD is overreacting. Fortnite isn't THAT BAD gameplay-wise, but the toxic community is why people hate it, among other things.
Seriously, I bet most of the people who hate Fortnite suck at first-person shooters in general.
by Corn-Sizzurp March 09, 2022
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