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Vimphilia 

Vimphilia (noun): sexual interest in the activity of programmers. Vimphiliacs often report sexual arousal when someone mentions a ‘Rails stack’ or a ‘pull request’, and seeking out partners who are fluent in languages such as php, Javascript and Ruby.

Vim = That sexy black-box program used by lots of people who code, into which they type their mysterious combination of letters, brackets, and hilarious comments for future developers to puzzle over when they go back through the codebase.
Philia = A desire for something that causes my heart to beat faster, my knees to tremble, and my mouth to utter the words ‘please please please let me lick him all over.’
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Vimphilia by PI314159 September 10, 2014
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Vitaphilia 

Vi-ta-phil-i-a vy-tah-fill-ee-uh

- Noun

The erotic attraction to living beings. The opposite of necrophilia.

Many zombies are considered to be strong vitaphiliacs and most suffer from advanced Voreaphiliaalso.
Ex. 1

Dude 1: Dude! I'd totally bang that chick!
Therapist: I see. You appear to have a strong case of vitaphilia!

Ex. 2

Zombie 1: Graah, guh, bwuh, GRAAAH. {Translation: Hey, there is such a hot, helpless girl over there! I think I'll go over and "eat her out", if you catch my meaning!}
Zombie 2: Bwuh? Grahhgh hugrhh! {Translation: What? That's sick! You must have vitaphilia!}
Zombie 1: Gruhbuh, raghhh. {Translation: At least I'll be eating tonight, asshole.}
Vitaphilia by O Tired One March 29, 2009

vinophiliac 

Dan is such a vinophiliac, he sleeps with his wine bottles.
vinophiliac by Rezzledaz August 25, 2007

vomiphiliac

A person who is sexually attracted to vomit. Vomiphiliacs enjoy engaging in activities such as hurling onto their hands and then masturbating with them. There are a variety of ways in which vomiphiliacs elicit their treasured stimulus. Alcohol and the classic finger down the throat are favorites.

It is apparent that vomiphiliacs enjoy vexual assault. Do not be mistaken. Though "vex" makes it sound like a great deal of annoyance afflicts the victim, this is not the case. Vomiphiliac rape usually involves the rape victim being covered in the throw-up of the rapist and afterwards, having the vomit scooped up and eaten. Ejaculating onto vomit is also a favorite form of vomiphiliac vexual activity.

It is unclear if vomiphiliacs are broken up the same way as fecephiliacs. The current accepted theory is all vomiphiliacs are bivomiphiliacs, in that they enjoy any vomit they come accross.
Vomiphiliac: Fuckin' throw up on my cock!
vomiphiliac by Urband Ictionary April 30, 2008

Vamphilia 

The action of having sex with a vampire
"Having sex with a vampire isnt necrophilia dude, it's called Vamphilia"
Vamphilia by Chaddyboi October 16, 2019

viviphilia 

Scuba diving gives me viviphilia!
viviphilia by viviphilia November 12, 2013

Vivophiliac

Abnormal love for a living thing, especially as it relates to living dead unto mortal beings.

Such examples include

- Dracula, and his many suitors
- Edward Cullen and bell swan (twilight sage)

Also
Vivophile
That zombie is a full vivophiliac, he only dates living girls
Vivophiliac by Gloverdoom April 1, 2020