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Vitania is the literal god in every sense and way. If you think you can do something well, Vitania can always do it at least 3 times better. Vitania also likes to listen to the peasants in the world and is entertained by the dumb conversation between human beings.
Person A: I have a feeling someone is listening in on our conversation.
Person B: Don't worry, it's just our lord and saviour Vitania looking over us.
Vitania by BigPigLover69 August 3, 2022
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Vitalian 

Raymond is such a Vitalian. He’s stuck in the closet with only his hand and some lotion.
Vitalian by LindaLinda! June 24, 2021
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vitavians 

Vitavians are followers of a certain Society known as V.T.V (Vivo Tua Vita) They follow the 7 rules and council that make it.
Vitavians are followers of a certain Society known as V.T.V (Vivo Tua Vita) They follow the 7 rules and council that make it up.
vitavians by Maxymm96 October 14, 2006
The tomboy lionness from Lion King 2. She is also cute. The name Vitani is derived from Shetani, which means devil
"Oh hey Vitani, wheres that little termit kovu, the chosen one."
vitani by lionloversam April 14, 2005
vitalia is someone who is very full of life. someone who loves the color pink, and pretty much reminds you of a legally blonde in life! there Totally nice people and just want to have fun and laugh but not with someone whos mean or with someone who does stuff that bad! so its pretty much the most loveable person you can love:)
Oh that girls name schould be Vitalia, she just gave me pink flowers for no reason!
vitalia by aunt gay June 22, 2008
An Italian American who has two distinct personalities, usually one when they are sober and one when they are wasted out of their mind. The sober half of this person is generally shy and timid, while the drunk half goes hard as a mother fuc*er at everthing they do, which can include but not limited to, hitting on girls, consuming alcohol, acting like a stupid ass mother fuc*er and, just straight up winning.
Example One

Guy: "Dude this party's wack, I'm bailin"

Other Guy "Nahhh brahh some dude startin to act like a Vitanza, shits gunna be wild"

Example Two

Girl: "Who's that guy over there?, I've never seen him before"

Other Girl: "That's you neighbor. The one you lived next to for seven years!"

Girl: "Are you serious, it's like he is some one completely different!"

Other Girl: "Yeahhh he's a real vitanza ;)"

Girl: "Ohhhhh in that case I'm gunna talk to him!"
Vitanza by donthateonme October 4, 2011
A very awesome website with it's own style.
Wow! You are so vitaxia!

Wow! You're site is vitaxia!
Vitaxia by Emma July 30, 2003
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