Vitanza 

An Italian American who has two distinct personalities, usually one when they are sober and one when they are wasted out of their mind. The sober half of this person is generally shy and timid, while the drunk half goes hard as a mother fuc*er at everthing they do, which can include but not limited to, hitting on girls, consuming alcohol, acting like a stupid ass mother fuc*er and, just straight up winning.

Example One

Guy: "Dude this party's wack, I'm bailin"

Other Guy "Nahhh brahh some dude startin to act like a Vitanza, shits gunna be wild"

Example Two

Girl: "Who's that guy over there?, I've never seen him before"

Other Girl: "That's you neighbor. The one you lived next to for seven years!"

Girl: "Are you serious, it's like he is some one completely different!"

Other Girl: "Yeahhh he's a real vitanza ;)"

Girl: "Ohhhhh in that case I'm gunna talk to him!"

Vitanza by donthateonme October 4, 2011

Vitania 

Vitania is the literal god in every sense and way. If you think you can do something well, Vitania can always do it at least 3 times better. Vitania also likes to listen to the peasants in the world and is entertained by the dumb conversation between human beings.

Person A: I have a feeling someone is listening in on our conversation.
Person B: Don't worry, it's just our lord and saviour Vitania looking over us.

Vitania by BigPigLover69 August 3, 2022