Viraphobia

Viraphobia
The underlying, chronic social anxiety or dread of missing out on, losing access to, or failing to acquire a trending, viral product.

"Fueled by viraphobia, he stayed awake until 3:00 AM just to refresh the online storefront page."

Viraphobia by Roganist08 July 7, 2026

Vibraphonia 

The recurring feeling that your cell phone/pager/other device is vibrating in your pocket, alerting you to a call/message, when it's really not.

Michael: Man, I keep thinking I'm receiving a message, but I'm not!

Jim: Dude, that's some bad vibraphonia.

Vibraphonia by Rabo Karabek March 7, 2010

Virophobia 

The irrational fear of viruses

After evaulating Karen's behavior, it is found that she has virophobia.

Virophobia by Thomas Jefferson 1986 November 26, 2020

viragophobia 

The fear of riding a motorcycle through a rainstorm or small puddle.

Man, that guy would get laid all the time if he didn't have viragophobia.

viragophobia by Doctor Virago May 13, 2016

vegaphobia 

vegaphobia - irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against vegetarians and vegans

"You're a vegan? I knew there was something off about you. Vegans are mentally ill.”
"That's not true. That's just vegaphobia!"

vegaphobia by Mrs Omnibol December 15, 2013

vagaphobia 

vagaphobia is the fear of vaginas. usually resulting not getting some. usually involves guys named brendan.

"i think brendan has vagaphobia"
"no, hes just gay"

vagaphobia by brendanbabeyyy December 17, 2008

vibraphobic

Vibraphobic vi-bra-fo-bik, adj., a condition whereby one exhibits an aversion to vibrating sex toys specifically, and any phallus-shaped sex toy designed for insertion into the vagina or anus, generally. Characteristically afflicting sexually insecure males, but has been known to occur in sexually repressed women as well.

See dildophobic.

"So did you dump that guy yet?"

"Yes! He was lame in bed and he was so vibraphobic that he wouldn't even let me finish myself off with my trusty Rabbit vibrator. He said that it offended him; like I was implying that his penis wasn't good enough. I'll never date another vibraphobe again."

vibraphobic by Holepuncher October 12, 2012