Vibraphonia 

The recurring feeling that your cell phone/pager/other device is vibrating in your pocket, alerting you to a call/message, when it's really not.

Michael: Man, I keep thinking I'm receiving a message, but I'm not!

Jim: Dude, that's some bad vibraphonia.

Vibraphonia by Rabo Karabek March 7, 2010

Vibraphone 

The best percussion instrument that requires mallets. Can be found in a concert or marching setting. Often times in a front ensemble, they are the most fun sub-section.

Look at those vibraphone players! They're so awesome!

Vibraphone by Vibraphone9 November 30, 2010

Vibraphone 

Very similar to a xylophone, this instrument is metallic and uses a moter to resonate the sound. It is also the best instrument ever.

omg dude that doug perry kid it the best vibraphone player i've ever heard in my life DAINK

Vibraphone by DrumUltimA March 14, 2003

vibraphobic

Vibraphobic vi-bra-fo-bik, adj., a condition whereby one exhibits an aversion to vibrating sex toys specifically, and any phallus-shaped sex toy designed for insertion into the vagina or anus, generally. Characteristically afflicting sexually insecure males, but has been known to occur in sexually repressed women as well.

See dildophobic.

"So did you dump that guy yet?"

"Yes! He was lame in bed and he was so vibraphobic that he wouldn't even let me finish myself off with my trusty Rabbit vibrator. He said that it offended him; like I was implying that his penis wasn't good enough. I'll never date another vibraphobe again."

vibraphobic by Holepuncher October 12, 2012

vibraphone 

a xylophone variation that is commonly broken while singing the big chungus song

hey tommy where did u leave my vibraphone

sorry i broke it while singing big chungus

you fookin bot man

vibraphone by WWW gAng September 7, 2020

Vibraphone 

see mullet- i mean mallets

Vibraphone by your mom March 14, 2003