vibraphobic

Vibraphobic vi-bra-fo-bik, adj., a condition whereby one exhibits an aversion to vibrating sex toys specifically, and any phallus-shaped sex toy designed for insertion into the vagina or anus, generally. Characteristically afflicting sexually insecure males, but has been known to occur in sexually repressed women as well.

See dildophobic.

"So did you dump that guy yet?"

"Yes! He was lame in bed and he was so vibraphobic that he wouldn't even let me finish myself off with my trusty Rabbit vibrator. He said that it offended him; like I was implying that his penis wasn't good enough. I'll never date another vibraphobe again."

vibraphobic by Holepuncher October 12, 2012

Vibraphonia 

The recurring feeling that your cell phone/pager/other device is vibrating in your pocket, alerting you to a call/message, when it's really not.

Michael: Man, I keep thinking I'm receiving a message, but I'm not!

Jim: Dude, that's some bad vibraphonia.

Vibraphonia by Rabo Karabek March 7, 2010

Vistaphobic

A fear of changing to a new operating system.

My parents are Vistaphobic about changing to a new operating system.

Vistaphobic by MystaKlean August 18, 2008

libraphobic 

when you don't like libras (people born from september 23rd to october 23rd)

anna is libraphobic

libraphobic by miriamtempia August 30, 2020

Veraphobic

Vera is maybe the 4th most bullied member in the friend group, but she will pretend she is far more up there. She will say everything is bullying but i can bet you 50 bucks she's laughing her ass off behind the screen.

Vera: "This is peak veraphobic"
Lea: "Don't pretend you didn't laugh"

Veraphobic by Lea0000 May 4, 2021

viaphobic 

Being opposed to viasexuals. Those who are viasexual receive hate for feeling such way.

I'm viaphobic
You're so viaphobic

viaphobic by whatinthefoodlebear.viaaa November 8, 2022