Vibraphobic vi-bra-fo-bik, adj., a condition whereby one exhibits an aversion to vibrating sex toys specifically, and any phallus-shaped sex toy designed for insertion into the vagina or anus, generally. Characteristically afflicting sexually insecure males, but has been known to occur in sexually repressed women as well.
See dildophobic.
See dildophobic.
"So did you dump that guy yet?"
"Yes! He was lame in bed and he was so vibraphobic that he wouldn't even let me finish myself off with my trusty Rabbit vibrator. He said that it offended him; like I was implying that his penis wasn't good enough. I'll never date another vibraphobe again."
"Yes! He was lame in bed and he was so vibraphobic that he wouldn't even let me finish myself off with my trusty Rabbit vibrator. He said that it offended him; like I was implying that his penis wasn't good enough. I'll never date another vibraphobe again."
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