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innuendo 

Anything that gives off a wrong idea, or sick minded thought
George: "And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?"

Zippy: "Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."

Geoffrey: "Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."

Bungle (excited): "Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all paint our twangers couldn't we?"

Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Roger."

Roger (looking sad): "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."

Geoffrey: "Never mind Roger, let sing the plucking song, come on

everybody get your instruments out."

Rod (to Jane): "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"

Jane: "Oh no Rod, I was blowing a lot with Roger last night. But would you

like to play with my maracas?"

Zippy: "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."

Bungle: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size your twanger is."

Zippy: "I've got a big red one."

George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it."

-example from an old kids show Rainbow

innuendo 

What this website is built on.
urban dictionary is built on innuendoes.
innuendo by TheWhiteBowser July 18, 2016

innuendoing 

Making discreet sexual references in conversation. Using innuendo.
We were innuendoing on the phone all night.
innuendoing by SaucyArtist May 11, 2016

innuendo 

Subtle or not-so-subtle implications to sexual activity in an otherwise seemingly innocuous phrase. It's excellent if you have a dirty/weird sense of humor.
Some luscious examples of innuendo-

Q: "What's brown, oval, hairy, delicious, and contains a thin, whitish liquid? It begins with 'c' and ends with 't'."
A: "Cocoanut"

Q: "What does a cow have that a woman has only two of?"
A: "Legs"

Q: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do on three legs?"
A: "Shake hands"

Q: "This thing is long, thin, has a collection of bristles on one end, is enjoyed by both sexes, and is inserted into a warm, wet orface. When it's removed, the cavity that it was placed into is filled with a thick, white liquid. What is it?"
A: "Your toothbrush"

"I'm a pianist. I love to play with my organ, too."

"The meeting just started. Are you coming?"

"I have to pick up prescriptions for the kids. I need MYCOXAFLOPPIN, MYDIXADRUPIN, DIXAFIX, and IBEPOKIN."

-"What type of whale was Moby Dick?"
-"Um... a semen whale"
-"... (snickering)"
-"Don't you mean sperm whale?"

"What I hate about cleaning (replace the word 'cleaning' with the word 'sex') is that I'm never sure where to put it. I have to find a place where it looks nice. And I also have to get down on my knees and go where it smells bad."

"'Pet My Pussy Barbie' comes with her cat and everything you see here."

And so the town cheered as the girl stuck the oil drill into the crevice.
innuendo by Lorelili December 28, 2005

innuendoish

suggestive of an innuendo
Boy 1: Let's make up weird pickup lines
Boy 2: Okay
Boy 1: "Let me stick my pin your cushion"
Boy 2: That would just innuendoish enough to make it.
innuendoish by Alyssia Lui May 2, 2009

Innuendo Bingo 

1.When something is said that could be taken in a sexual or inappropriate way (innuendo), one shouts "innuendo bingo" to point it out to all the slow people.

- can also be used in a way that the first wins

2. It is a feature on Scott Mills' Radio 1 show (or sirrius xm) in which innuendo's are played on the air.

- now expanded in a way that one puts water in ones mouth and has to try and keep it in whilst innuendo is played out.
1. person 1 "ooh its a bit hard"

person 2 "innuendo bingo!"

2. person 1 "ooh its a bit hard"

person 2 *spits out beverage*
Innuendo Bingo by oli123456789 October 27, 2009
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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