Villa Walsh Academy 

a school for bitchy hoes who think they are better than everyone else but in reality are just jealous of st. e's girls. called villa gorillas because they are hairy, ugly, and scare all the boys away.

seton hall boy 1: damn who's that ugly ass slut?
seton hall boy 2: thats a villa walsh academy girl

Villa Walsh Academy by applebananapancake September 30, 2017

Villa Walsh Academy (New Jersey) 

Villa Walsh Academy. where the definition of a badass is someone who takes the elevetor without an elevator pass, and a slut is someone who rolls their skirt so it shows their knees and their knee socks don't cover their whole shin. Where excitement is finding a dollar, which will be spent on a bottom shelf cookie. Where there are 3 types of people: the crazy overachievers who are completely obsessed with villa walsh (true villa gorillas), the people whose parents forced them to go and are trying to make the best of it and failing miserably, and the ones who are barely getting by and screw the world. Where nuns roam the halls, and when the headmaster goes down the halls girls quickly unroll their skirts and tuck in their blouses. Where "facilitate" "corridor" and "student responsibilities" are used 300 times per morning announcement. Oh villa walsh academy.

Villa Walsh Academy (New Jersey)

Villa Walsh Academy (New Jersey) by curly123456789 November 23, 2010

Villa Walsh Academy (VWA) 

It's not 4 years... It's 4 life.
An all-girls Catholic school located in Morristown, NJ which features old and decaying nuns monitoring the halls. It is a place where ankles are scandalous and too many untucked shirts are grounds for expulsion. It is a place where they love to sing, and will use almost any excuse to burst into harmonic hymns. The lowest GPA for a class of 50 will be a 3.2, and the senior class will spontaneously erupt into fistfights to see who gets to attend BC, Notre Dame, and Georgetown. Losers will go to Loyola, Villanova, or Fairfield. Lunch costs $8, and consists of 8 oz. of "gourmet" mac and cheese. Breadsticks, due to increasing thefts, are an extra $2. This school also features a "penthouse suite" - previously nuns' chambers, these prestigiously located rooms are the current homes for the two most legendary and enlightened teachers at the school and their playful seeing-eye pooch, Pam (shout out to Reba). The grounds are extensive and beautiful, whether viewed from the bridge full of cacti or from wandering around outside. The school features a gazebo where you can sit but not eat, a funeral pyre placed before the tower (enacting pretend human sacrifices on this is frowned upon), and a statue of Mary that looks suspisciously like Jesus. Students who act up are punished by being made to run from the man-statue of Mary up the hill to the funeral pyre.
Often associated with Delbarton, other than sharing a bus to and from school, there is little association. Probably because everyone's too tired from having to walk up and down petruvious amounts of stairs all day long. Huge amounts of oddly shaped and spaced stairs.
A word to the wise: Don't kick a bible down the locker room. They don't like that either, and you will be smote.

Where can you find flame-retardant plaids aplenty?
Villa Walsh Academy.

Villa Walsh Academy (VWA) by Villa Guerilla May 25, 2005

Villa Walsh Academy (VWA) 

A small, all-girls Catholic school located in Morristown, NJ. Its student population is very homogenous, mostly white and Catholic, and the girls are competitive, athletic, intelligent and preppy. The school is run by nuns, and the adjoining convent serves as the national headquarters for the Religious Teachers Filippini. Known for its emphasis on academics, especially math and science, uniform infractions, spring musical, abundance of singers, and its ugly white sweaters for chapel. It is the sister-school of Delbarton.

Oh, you go to VWA? You must be a Villa Gorilla.

Villa Walsh Academy (VWA) by anonymous February 23, 2005

Villa Walsh Academy (VWA) 

A school that every student loves to hate. Home to only two types of students: the insane overachievers who've never had a boyfriend and the slacker potheads who screw everyone in the county.

Class periods are either spent frantically taking notes or sleeping, depending on which category of student you fall into. The cool teachers enjoy messing with students' heads and the stupid teachers just try to keep classes under control. However, that is impossible. For every class there are roughly two troublemakers who can ruin any teacher's day and make any student's. These students never try but get good grades anyway.

Spirit days are the joy of every villa girl's existence, it gives them an excuse to look even stranger than they normally do.

Lunch periods are spent throwing things at each other or daring each other to eat whatever girls can put together. Sometimes a combination of the two ensues and the principal has to lecture the entire school on proper lunchroom etiquitte.

Another interesting fact of Villa life that nobody has mentioned yet are the masses. These are spent trying to see who can say the f word the most times without anyone looking over. Sometimes nuns see girls laughing at each other and give them The Holy Look of Death. These nuns are just angry because the girls got more action last weekend then they did in their whole nunly celibate lives. Nuns suck.

After school, students go to their various dorky clubs and take the bus over to delbarton. These bus trips are spent putting on makeup and hanging out the window, screaming their numbers at the athletic field. However, since they are Villa Gorillas, no one will ever call them. Ever.

Besides, Delbarton boys are all gay.

Villa Walsh Academy (VWA)- the biggest waste of tuition in the morristown area.

Villa Walsh Academy (VWA) by pa blow July 24, 2008

Villa Walsh Academy (VWA) 

An all-girls school with ugly wannabes who think that they are Delbarton's sister school when in all reality, all the Delbarton guys hate them.

gorilla: heyyyy you're from delbarton.. you must like us villa girls

delbarton: *laughs and walks away*

Villa Walsh Academy (VWA) by gorillaaa April 30, 2005

Villa Walsh Academy (VWA) 

An all-girls Catholic high school in Morristown, NJ run by old smelly nuns and filled with geeks and ugly losers with no social lives. A typical Villa girl is hairy and unclean and repulsive. Usually, Villa girls wish they were remotely as good looking, attractive, and fun as a St. E's girl. However, this will never be accomplished.

Seton Hall Boy #1: Is that a girl or a dog?

Seton Hall Boy #2: A Dog

Villa Walsh Academy (VWA) by anonymous user April 30, 2005