A colloquial term used to describe a rare human subspecies found only in the Midlands, whose chief characteristics are severe genital deformity, below-average IQ and a close physical resemblance to Jasper Carrott. The correct nomenclature for this mutant variant is Homo Birminghamcitius Wancus.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

those dirty people in birmingham who dont support the one and only true team in the midlands.