Viennese

A grumpy, outwardly arrogant, inwardly self-loathing resident of Vienna, Austria, stuck in the 19th century when they last had any importance to the rest of the world.

Hans is a grumpy SOB, a real Viennese.

by seamusocadhla September 6, 2016

Viennese Congress Showdown

When many seemingly powerful and determined men or women get together to try and preserve conservative values in the face of possible liberal uncertainty

Nikki: Hey Chris, have you heard about the Viennese Congress Showdown that is happening with our school admin?
Chris: Yeah, it doesn't surprise me that they want to make us all wear uniforms.

The Congress of Vienna, Nov. 1814-Jun. 1815.
Inspired high school dramas

by Klaus von Fritzl October 20, 2009

Viennese Whirl

The Viennese whirl is a sexual activity whereby a male ejaculates in the vagina of a menstruating female. After completing this activity, the male can squeeze the labia and enjoy a tasty treat that resembles the baked good from which it is aptly named.

Mr Kipling gave Mrs Kipling a Viennese Whirl.

by Mikeyofd April 18, 2015

viennese oyster

The visual presentation of a woman's vulva when the legs are lifted behind the ears.

Those asian chicks sure don't mind doin the viennese oyster for a buck down at Pat Phong.

by peteofmelbourne January 16, 2007

Viennese Finger

Fingering with Nutella-, or other chocolate spread-coated digits. Named after the famous biscuit-chocolate composite.

I was at my aunt's tea party when she asked for a viennese finger. I gave her one and I've never been invited back.

by Doctor Sin November 25, 2010

Viennese swirl

This move is accomplished when two girls, on their period, are in doggy-style position with their arse holes together so as to create an arch for a man to then eat the period simultaniously out from beneath whilst a second man cums between the adjcent buttocks thus providing the creamy centre to the swirl.

I had a "Viennese swirl" last night...it tasted good but was a bit messy!

by The real Real Keith April 23, 2009

viennese bronze

When your gay male lover hums a waltz as he rims you; preferably you have recently defecated without wiping

Last night I paid $95 for a Viennese Bronze

by eBayLover69 October 25, 2013