Viennese
A grumpy, outwardly arrogant, inwardly self-loathing resident of Vienna, Austria, stuck in the 19th century when they last had any importance to the rest of the world.
Viennese by seamusocadhla September 6, 2016
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Viennese Congress Showdown
When many seemingly powerful and determined men or women get together to try and preserve conservative values in the face of possible liberal uncertainty
Nikki: Hey Chris, have you heard about the Viennese Congress Showdown that is happening with our school admin?
Chris: Yeah, it doesn't surprise me that they want to make us all wear uniforms.
The Congress of Vienna, Nov. 1814-Jun. 1815.
Inspired high school dramas
Chris: Yeah, it doesn't surprise me that they want to make us all wear uniforms.
The Congress of Vienna, Nov. 1814-Jun. 1815.
Inspired high school dramas
Viennese Congress Showdown by Klaus von Fritzl October 20, 2009
Related Words
Viennese Whirl
The Viennese whirl is a sexual activity whereby a male ejaculates in the vagina of a menstruating female. After completing this activity, the male can squeeze the labia and enjoy a tasty treat that resembles the baked good from which it is aptly named.
Viennese Whirl by Mikeyofd April 18, 2015
viennese oyster
viennese oyster by peteofmelbourne January 16, 2007
Viennese Finger
Fingering with Nutella-, or other chocolate spread-coated digits. Named after the famous biscuit-chocolate composite.
I was at my aunt's tea party when she asked for a viennese finger. I gave her one and I've never been invited back.
Viennese Finger by Doctor Sin November 25, 2010
Viennese swirl
This move is accomplished when two girls, on their period, are in doggy-style position with their arse holes together so as to create an arch for a man to then eat the period simultaniously out from beneath whilst a second man cums between the adjcent buttocks thus providing the creamy centre to the swirl.
Viennese swirl by The real Real Keith April 23, 2009
viennese bronze
When your gay male lover hums a waltz as he rims you; preferably you have recently defecated without wiping
viennese bronze by eBayLover69 October 25, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026