Viagcident

The accidental ingestion of multiple Viagra and gain of the accidental long lasting boner.

Damn I had a bad viagcident today... my room mate saw my hard dick!

by Peaced out Bill April 17, 2018

Vaccident

Post-vaccine automobile accidents on roadways, caused by mini-strokes and blood clots in the brain. People are driving off the roads and striking trees -- veering into other cars for head-on collisions -- and apparently losing cognitive function while behind the wheel.

Person #1: My friend didn't show up after getting the jab. He told me to be at his house, but he wasn't there. I feel betrayed.

Person #2: Hope he didn't have a vaccident on the way home from the drive-thru clinic!

by VinDSL April 29, 2021

Vagidentophobia

Fear of tampons

Sally: ew you still use pads?? Why?

Keri: because I have vagidentophobia duh.
Sally: sis u needa get over that tampons are so much better.

by Squishysquid457 April 22, 2019

vincident

An incident or occurence involving someone named Vincent.

Oh my god! Did I tell you about the vincident I had yesterday??

by swedishmeatballs November 22, 2011

Vincident

A surpirsing and somewhat frustrating incident or event caused by a certin Vincent (noun).

Q: What happened to the Champagne glass?
A: There was a 'vincident'.

'Someone being thrown into a pool immediatlely upon arrival'.

by Tacka July 4, 2012

Vincident

An act perpetrated by one called Vinny. Usually a violent outburst brought on by nothing more than a smile, a laugh or something else not directed at him. The reaction can involve anything from him banging on his own skull to the point of bleeding to kicking the shit out of a copy machine. On occasion, police assistance may be needed to taser the miserable bastard. Almost always, he'll use the excuse of his "condition" to get out of being arrested.

Man did you see what Vinny did to the copy machine??!? It ate his dollar bill and he went manimal on it and started swearing and then proceeded to kick the shit out of it. He ran when the cashier called the police to report a vincident.

by Bangboy February 10, 2010

vaccident

When a flu vaccine killed more people then the actual flu did.

In the US, it was a vaccident that the H1N1 flu killed one person; whereas, the vaccine killed 25.

by zortroz May 5, 2009