Velium 

A variety of weapon on the game Champions Return to Arms for Playstation 2. A semi-rare kind of weapon which usually does average damage for its level.

Example one
Player one: "Dude look at this velium war pick"

Player two: "omg its better than my sharp two-handed velium sword of the beaver!"

Example two
Person one: "I found this sick weapon when I was playing champions yesterday"
Person two: "Is it velium?"
Person one: "No"
Person two: "Gay"

Velium by the master bator 01 September 27, 2010

friendship valium 

That warm, fuzzy, relaxed feeling you get when you spend time with a good friend you haven't seen in a very long time.

I was on friendship valium when I saw Sara at the wedding.

friendship valium by smileyy December 21, 2012

Velumptuous 

The word you use when you think voluptuous isn't a real word.

"Jamie has a velumptuous bottom."
"Do you mean voluptuous?"
"That isn't a real word!"

Velumptuous by smurfington2006 July 1, 2018

Poor Mans Valium 

Is to masterbate in the helps of relaxing

I was soo stressed last night i took some poor mans valium to sleep

Poor Mans Valium by Kriix June 4, 2009

velumpious 

With great volume or definition. Can also mean fat or juicy. Refer to: bootylicous

"Damn nigga look at Laquisha's velumpious booty!"

velumpious by kay man March 1, 2012

valium 

A pill taken to make you feel lose and happy. Puts you out of it for a really long time. You can forget alot too.. 4 days will go by so fast and you'll think its been one big day. Makes you pretty stupid and sticks with you for a while maybe 3 days. Also if you take any other things (booze, pot, etc.) it will like react to it. You can get drunk fast as hell.

" I took valium & am pretty out of it"

valium by Ann August 16, 2004

Stumble Valium 

After hours (sometimes minutes) of Stumbling (StumbleUpon) through crap and finding something actually funny.

It combats Stumble Depression which is what you suffer while waiting for something good.

"Man work sucks today, I've been Stumbling for half an hour now and all I'm getting is 10 ways to improve shite"!

"I feel so bad for you right now"

"STFU man it's all good, found some new Bushism Quotes... Ahh the Stumble Valium kicks in"

Stumble Valium by Mathius October 30, 2007