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Velumptuous 

The word you use when you think voluptuous isn't a real word.
"Jamie has a velumptuous bottom."
"Do you mean voluptuous?"
"That isn't a real word!"
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velumptuous 

adj. state of being where one is part voluptuous and part presumptuous
x: Elizabeth is kinda hot
y: even so, with that attitude shes quite velumptuous
velumptuous by thndrbuny July 10, 2010

velumptuous 

delightful, delectable, juicy, sexy, beautiful, sought after, perhaps even a bit boisterous!
Yes, my velumptuous rump, is always dearly wanted by the men on the bus...
velumptuous by lYnDi!! September 13, 2008

hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me

your mom
Jack : OMG! Guess who’s the hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me?
Marvin : Who?
Jack : YOUR MOM !!

Volumptious 

-Full and plump
-Hot as hell
- Sexy
My butt is so volumptious

You're so voluptious, that you could destroy Kim Kardashian with your butt.
Volumptious by George the Fish August 9, 2016

Volumptuous 

adj. - curvaceous and appealing, with an implied analogy with something delicious that one would want to eat - a portmanteau of 'voluptuous' and 'sumptuous'
"Dang! That woman is volumptuous! Oh, how I would love to lick every one of her delicious curves!"
Volumptuous by friski varis September 30, 2016

voluptuous 

1. having a strong sexual appeal.
2. (about a womans body) having a large bosom or appealing curves
1. that guy over there is damn sexy, how voluptuous is he!
2. did you see that girl, her booty is so voluptuous.
voluptuous by Luna January 21, 2005
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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