Vallium
The much cooler way of spelling Valium. It's a pill to help you relax. It is a benzo (benzodiazepine). The dose is 2 to 10mg taken 2 to 4 times a day. For added relaxation, you can combine it with Kratom. Vallium can become addictive. If you combine it with alcohol (ethanol, deathanol), you will black out.
Alex: I took 5mg of Vallium and now I'm relaxed.
Steve: Don't you mean Valium?
Alex: It's Vallium dumbass! No one says Valium anymore! Are you a Pasbt Blue Ribbon drinking hipster who uses apple products with no headphone jack!!!?
Steve: *hides apple phone and Pabst Blue Ribbon!
Steve: No?
Steve: Don't you mean Valium?
Alex: It's Vallium dumbass! No one says Valium anymore! Are you a Pasbt Blue Ribbon drinking hipster who uses apple products with no headphone jack!!!?
Steve: *hides apple phone and Pabst Blue Ribbon!
Steve: No?
Vallium by CognitiveFuel December 7, 2022
Vallium
Vallium is the cooler way to spell Valium. It's a benzodiazepine (or benzo for short) which relaxes you. They are prescribed by a doctor for anxiety when other medications fail. Vallium can become pretty addictive, so use responsibly. Do not combine it with alcohol (ethanol).
Vallium by HawaiianPunch1 December 6, 2022
Vallium
Vallium is a pill you take to relax you. It's a benzodiazepine. It helps with anxiety. Vallium works best when combined with Propranolol.
Vallium by HawaiianPunch1 March 20, 2023
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Velium
A variety of weapon on the game Champions Return to Arms for Playstation 2. A semi-rare kind of weapon which usually does average damage for its level.
Example one
Player one: "Dude look at this velium war pick"
Player two: "omg its better than my sharp two-handed velium sword of the beaver!"
Example two
Person one: "I found this sick weapon when I was playing champions yesterday"
Person two: "Is it velium?"
Person one: "No"
Person two: "Gay"
Player one: "Dude look at this velium war pick"
Player two: "omg its better than my sharp two-handed velium sword of the beaver!"
Example two
Person one: "I found this sick weapon when I was playing champions yesterday"
Person two: "Is it velium?"
Person one: "No"
Person two: "Gay"
Velium by the master bator 01 September 27, 2010
Vellum
Vellum by Totally not Regular Duck December 11, 2018
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