Veinze 

A term reserved for the holder of the longest flawless streak in item asylum.

Oof, 12 in a row bro. New veinze.

Veinze by BobbyBoolin June 26, 2022

blue-veiner

An erection characterized by distended, pulsating blue veins; an exceptionally hard hard-on.

Julie gave me a blue-veiner when she bent over to pick up the dozen or so Viagra I'd coughed out when she told me she liked men who wear velcro shoes.

blue-veiner by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

double blue veiner 

1)When a man becomes so aroused that two blood vessels begin to pulse urgently along his shaft.
2)A great rage that causes the rager to have veins swollen on his or her forehead.

1)Maggie dabbled with Bobby's nubbins until a double blue veiner was upon her.
2)The kids would badger their mom until a double blue veiner danced across her brow. They knew then it was time to skedaddle out of there and go watch Blues Clues.

double blue veiner by Pantaloon January 24, 2008

Vinzenz 

Vinzenz is a nice, tall guy and he is very skinny. He is funny, but really bad at explaining. He is very loving and he is genuinely one of the nicest people you will ever meet, he is also a great friend. He is very eager to be his best self and tries to succeed in everything he does, even if it takes some time.

Person A: "Vinzenz is a great friend"
Person B: "Yes, and he is funny"

Vinzenz by Thatonenicebitch March 21, 2021

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

blue veined custard chucker 

A.K.A: Penis, Knob, Pink pogo stick etc. This term is usually used to describe a large shlong that chucks custard or semen(cum).

She saw his eyes penetrating her dress, though wishing that it was his blue veined custard chucker

blue veined custard chucker by bigboy69 April 13, 2004

veinery

Vienery
vien•er•y
vān/-nuh-ree
noun
1.
the arrangement of the natural physical features of a veins on a penis.

2.
The three-dimensional arrangement of the veins & physical attributes (such as shape, height, and depth) on the posterior AND anterior surface of a penis.

ANATOMY > BIOLOGY > MALE ORGAN

veinery

Miranda & Jill spent the morning discussing the vienery of Ernest's Penis.

My vienery is reminiscent of the Mississippi Delta?

veinery by MyBucketlist September 24, 2013