Veinmonster

A massive penis that features more veins than a normal penis. Common amongst older white men.

Our math teacher problably has a veinmonster hidden in his pants

by ljummingen October 19, 2017

Veenemonster

NOUN. A supernatural being spotted in the southeastern grounds of the United States. Its said, by those who claim an encounter, that it possesses human qualities reminiscent to those of a female. Sightings are numerous near bodies of waters, specially rivers and lakes (fresh water). One must exercise caution if ever in the vicinity of this being, its said to seem harmless, its victims would say otherwise.

RUN!! Its the Veenemonster!

Mom I want candy!
- If you dont shut up little Johnny I will let the Veenemonster loose on your ass!

I dont believe in monsters, but I've seen the Veenemonster, its no joke.

by A Believer December 31, 2007

vermonster

20 scoops of ice cream, 10 scoops of walnuts, 4 ladles of hot fudge, 4 bananas, 3 chocolate chip cookies, 2 scoops of 4 toppings, 1 giant fudge brownie and whipped cream. Purchase this at Ben and Jerry's.

Dude we went to Ben and Jerry's and got a vermonster. We (4) ate it in less than 10 minutes and got our picture taken and hung up on the wall. ownt.

by P huNgy May 12, 2004

vermonster

A creature often referred to as the "Rack' em" which can only be seen at night after hours of binge drinking. Some of the common habits include rambling off of strange one liners, sleep walking and climbing in bed with other males. Excessive use of racial slurs and always has a dip in his mouth. It is common knowledge that all Vermonsters only like 50% of black negros.

Brad:Dude did you see how wasted Chris was last night?

Justin: Yeah he drank like three forty's and turned into a VERMONSTER.

by Delta Chode February 8, 2008

Vermonster

An Engergy Beer made in Vermont by the Rock Art Brewery Company. Made with all mof the ingredients of Monster Energy Drink and 10% Alcohol...

Vermonster; Gives a new meaning to the term: "Beer Muscles".

by tailshine April 30, 2010

Vermonster

What an out-of-towner calls a Vermonter because they themselves are not from Vermont, so they don't realize how retarded they sound when calling us "vermonsters"

Alisha: "I can't wait to get out in the snow with all you Vermonsters!"

Susan: " You can't join us because 1)we are Vermonters, not 'monsters' 2) it's called hitting the powder, not "getting in the snow."

Please stay home.

by TheMusician January 16, 2011

Vermonster

Native people in the rural areas in the state of Vermont, often referred to in regards of a "hick" mentality. Individuals who often partake in inbreeding activities who also have odd political beliefs that some how correlates to Hippies and Guns. Easily identifiable by poor oral hygiene, dirty clothes, and woodland printed clothing.

Dude, I can't believe we went on a double date with two Vermonsters

by B.O.C.C March 13, 2011