3 definitions by TheMusician

Freudian Click

To accidentally send an angry or rude e-mail that says what you really think about a person.

Dear Kelly,

You are a two faced bitch. How can you make fun of other people while living with your own pimply face and lumpy ass? Are you fucking blind??

Sarah: "ohhhh crap, I didn't actually mean to send that! Damn, another Freudian Click!"

by TheMusician June 29, 2011

Mindbanger

Taken from the 2011 summer series "Friends With Benefits," a Mindbanger is the one significant other who gets into your head and takes over your mind in a way that all you care about is becoming like them and sustaining a clearly dysfunctional relationship. All you want to do is become whoever you think your boyfriend wants you to be, while losing yourself in the process.

A person who is mindbanged becomes completely disconnected with their family, friends, and previous lifestyle in pursuit of a pointless relationship.

"Oh...there goes Sarah, falling for her mindbanger, Joe"

"Yeah isn't he the guy who totally devastated her after she moved cross country for him instead of taking that big promotion?"

"That's what love can do..."

by TheMusician September 5, 2011

Vermonster

What an out-of-towner calls a Vermonter because they themselves are not from Vermont, so they don't realize how retarded they sound when calling us "vermonsters"

Alisha: "I can't wait to get out in the snow with all you Vermonsters!"

Susan: " You can't join us because 1)we are Vermonters, not 'monsters' 2) it's called hitting the powder, not "getting in the snow."

Please stay home.

by TheMusician January 15, 2011