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blue-veiner

An erection characterized by distended, pulsating blue veins; an exceptionally hard hard-on.
Julie gave me a blue-veiner when she bent over to pick up the dozen or so Viagra I'd coughed out when she told me she liked men who wear velcro shoes.
blue-veiner by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003
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double blue veiner 

1)When a man becomes so aroused that two blood vessels begin to pulse urgently along his shaft.
2)A great rage that causes the rager to have veins swollen on his or her forehead.
1)Maggie dabbled with Bobby's nubbins until a double blue veiner was upon her.
2)The kids would badger their mom until a double blue veiner danced across her brow. They knew then it was time to skedaddle out of there and go watch Blues Clues.
double blue veiner by Pantaloon January 24, 2008
Vienery
vien•er•y
vān/-nuh-ree]
noun
1.
the arrangement of the natural physical features of a veins on a penis.

2.
The three-dimensional arrangement of the veins & physical attributes (such as shape, height, and depth) on the posterior AND anterior surface of a penis.

ANATOMY > BIOLOGY > MALE ORGAN
veinery

Miranda & Jill spent the morning discussing the vienery of Ernest's Penis.

My vienery is reminiscent of the Mississippi Delta?
veinery by MyBucketlist September 24, 2013
a penis with a large number of veins
was it smooth or was it a veiner?
veiner by L. J. April 27, 2008

veiner gobbler 

Some one who performs fellatio. This would be said of a German who sucks dick. Or if you are German it sounds funny if you refer to someone like this. Must be pronounced in a German accent.
Erik: Is she good veiner gobbler?
Jordan: Whoa, you just arrived in America and you can already tell who sucks dick!? Amazing
veiner gobbler by remT October 19, 2007

veilentine 

When a woman is pretending not to be counting down the minutes till her valentine flowers and gifts are delivered. The woman assumes a blank, nonchalant look almost like she has worn a veil to cover her real feelings.
Nekesa: OMG whats up with Phyllis today she looks lost.
Wambui: Nah thats just her veilentine face, I hear she aint gotten her valentine roses (giggles)
veilentine by Pookie518 February 13, 2014
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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