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vegitard 

A living creature, typically an enthusiastic young male, that has suffered moderate to severe brain damage as a result of habitual risk-taking behavior.
Greg wrecked his motorcycle, and he wasn't wearing a helmet. Now he's a vegitard.
vegitard by Brian Zachary January 4, 2009
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vegitard 

1.someone who thinks that vegetarians dont eat products that come from animals, like milk and eggs and all that shit. Thats vegans stupid!

2. all the whitetrash retards who posted a definition for vegitarian.
"stop fucking your cousin and come here ya vegitard."
vegitard by PaulJar the Pornostar November 16, 2003

Vegitard 

A Vegan or Vegetarian who actually think their diets are healthy.
All that Vegitard eats is lettuce. They’ll have no muscle density within 10 years. (Without steroids of course)
Vegitard by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

vegetard 

A retarded vegetarian; more specifically, a vegetarian that thinks that scientific information regarding human digestion and evolution is wrong and that humans did not evolve to eat meat despite all scientific evidence to the contrary.
A vegetarian in a chatroom rejected scientifically proven facts about human evolution. Such a vegetard.
vegetard by exploding raccoons February 21, 2015
A vegan degenarate
A vegan that knows nothing about the industries relating to meat ie. Vegtard
vegtard by meatystick March 2, 2014

Social Vegitarian 

One who doesn't have beef with anyone else.
Lucy: Let's start a rumor about someone!
Sally: No, I'm a social vegitarian. I can't do anything that may cause me to have beef with others.
Social Vegitarian by nayberhoodkid January 12, 2009

Vegitarian 

The word vegetarian spelt wrongly.
Someone who does not eat meat (dead animals) -which includes chicken and fish (plus all other seafood).

Some people lie and claim to be vegetarians when they eat fish, but they are pescitarians.

Not to be confused with vegan which is somebody that doesn't eat any animal products at all (meat or dairy).

Vegetarianism is a personal choice. Most vegetarians, and vegans, respect everyone else's life choices. The ones who do not respect other people or are violent/aggressive towards people are not showing the true meaning of vegetarianism - it is a compassionate way of life.
"Would you like a hamburger?"
"No thanks, I'm vegitarian." (spelt vegetarian but had to spell it like that so Urban Dictionary would accept it.)

"Why are you vegetarian?"
"Because of the health benefits and because I do not want others to suffer just for my food."

"You must secretly eat meat, you vegetarian, or you'd be dead."
"If you ate nothing but meat, you'd die."
Vegitarian by nizdolls August 30, 2006
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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