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vegetard 

A retarded vegetarian; more specifically, a vegetarian that thinks that scientific information regarding human digestion and evolution is wrong and that humans did not evolve to eat meat despite all scientific evidence to the contrary.
A vegetarian in a chatroom rejected scientifically proven facts about human evolution. Such a vegetard.
vegetard by exploding raccoons February 21, 2015
A vegan degenarate
A vegan that knows nothing about the industries relating to meat ie. Vegtard
vegtard by meatystick March 2, 2014

Social Vegitarian 

One who doesn't have beef with anyone else.
Lucy: Let's start a rumor about someone!
Sally: No, I'm a social vegitarian. I can't do anything that may cause me to have beef with others.
Social Vegitarian by nayberhoodkid January 12, 2009

Vegitarian 

The word vegetarian spelt wrongly.
Someone who does not eat meat (dead animals) -which includes chicken and fish (plus all other seafood).

Some people lie and claim to be vegetarians when they eat fish, but they are pescitarians.

Not to be confused with vegan which is somebody that doesn't eat any animal products at all (meat or dairy).

Vegetarianism is a personal choice. Most vegetarians, and vegans, respect everyone else's life choices. The ones who do not respect other people or are violent/aggressive towards people are not showing the true meaning of vegetarianism - it is a compassionate way of life.
"Would you like a hamburger?"
"No thanks, I'm vegitarian." (spelt vegetarian but had to spell it like that so Urban Dictionary would accept it.)

"Why are you vegetarian?"
"Because of the health benefits and because I do not want others to suffer just for my food."

"You must secretly eat meat, you vegetarian, or you'd be dead."
"If you ate nothing but meat, you'd die."
Vegitarian by nizdolls August 30, 2006

vegitard 

A living creature, typically an enthusiastic young male, that has suffered moderate to severe brain damage as a result of habitual risk-taking behavior.
Greg wrecked his motorcycle, and he wasn't wearing a helmet. Now he's a vegitard.
vegitard by Brian Zachary January 4, 2009

vagitard 

1. (noun) one who is uneducated in the subject of female genitalia
2. (noun) a person that is acting in a manner which is considered inappropriate
Because Doug was drawing a vulva with only one orifice, we could tell he was clearly a vagitard.
vagitard by Cory Blische December 7, 2003