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vagitarian 

My dietary choice complements that of my girlfriend - I am strictly vagitarian whereas she is 100% penivore.
vagitarian by Sir Douche September 10, 2008
Celsius is a vagtard.
Vagtard by anto_capone October 1, 2010

Vagizard 

When someone is really good at pleasing a woman during sexual relations, a vagina wizard; To work sexual magic.
Girl talking to friends:. That David guy sure knew how to work my vagina, he was a vagizard!
Vagizard by indeo73 January 14, 2017

Vagitarian 

noun. Person that is only interested sexually in females.
While Curtis could swing both ways, Troy was only interested in the ladies, he is a Vagitarian.
Vagitarian by Kris Potter December 29, 2008

Vagitarian 

One who enjoys servicing the sexual organs of females; enjoys making women have multiple orgasms; loves to eat pootie on a regular basis, making girls cum
My wife said I was quite the Vagitarian after going down on her for a solid hour.
Vagitarian by ssurfcity March 26, 2011

Vagitarian 

This term describes any individual, male or female, that is interested in all sexual things pertaining to the vagina and the vagina only.
"Is he a vagitarian, or do you think he swings both ways?"
Vagitarian by Jillian S 82 September 9, 2008
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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