A person who consumes velveeta type cheese on everything. Grill cheese sandwiches, nachos, on vegetables, fondue, casseroles or just gobbling up big chunks of it. Maybe some fried spam on the side. And a big spoonfull of mayonnaise right out of the jar every few bites to help it slide. Usually served with a two liter diet soda.

He eats nothing but velveeta cheese all day long. Been a month since he had a bowel movement. He's gonna blow like a Yellowstone geyser one of these days. What a velveeta queen.

velveeta queen by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

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veefee g

A car containing a 4 cylinder engine or V4 engine, translated into veefee g.

Hey, is your car a V2, veefee g, V6, V8, or V12? I think it is a veefee g.

John: haha your car is weak because its only a veefee g cylinder engine.

veefee g by camelliott January 2, 2009

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Velveeta

An orange, semisolid substance usually mistaken for cheese. Under higher temperatures, Velveeta resembles mucilage glue.

What the fuck? You made grilled 'cheese' out of Velveeta??

Velveeta by blueduck577 April 8, 2004

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velveeta-method

the act of eating an entire box of Velveeta macaroni and cheese upon the completion of a rigorous upper body workout, discovered by a health and exercise science major at the college of new jersey.

That guy is huge..he must use the velveeta-method.

velveeta-method by Arnie Swartz February 26, 2011

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