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velveeta queen
A person who consumes velveeta type cheese on everything. Grill cheese sandwiches, nachos, on vegetables, fondue, casseroles or just gobbling up big chunks of it. Maybe some fried spam on the side. And a big spoonfull of mayonnaise right out of the jar every few bites to help it slide. Usually served with a two liter diet soda.
He eats nothing but velveeta cheese all day long. Been a month since he had a bowel movement. He's gonna blow like a Yellowstone geyser one of these days. What a velveeta queen.
velveeta queen by Clara Fication June 5, 2016
veefee g
Hey, is your car a V2, veefee g, V6, V8, or V12? I think it is a veefee g.
John: haha your car is weak because its only a veefee g cylinder engine.
John: haha your car is weak because its only a veefee g cylinder engine.
veefee g by camelliott January 2, 2009
Velveeta
An orange, semisolid substance usually mistaken for cheese. Under higher temperatures, Velveeta resembles mucilage glue.
Velveeta by blueduck577 April 8, 2004
velveeta-method
the act of eating an entire box of Velveeta macaroni and cheese upon the completion of a rigorous upper body workout, discovered by a health and exercise science major at the college of new jersey.
velveeta-method by Arnie Swartz February 26, 2011
Velveeta
Nathan; someone with an incredibly small penis. One that resembles the shape of the iconic Velveeta instant macaroni and cheese noodles.
Velveeta by Macaroni and Cheese Warrior August 15, 2021
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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