velveeta

An act by a person that is so cheesy, it is beyond cheesiness.

" Jim is velveeta. He cries about everything! He opened his birthday card and cried!"

by Leahann October 11, 2006

velveeta

Unsolicited advertising received via fax. The equivalent of spam received on a fax machine.

I came in this morning and there was velveeta all over my fax machine!

by Hitcher March 03, 2004

velveeta

$olid cheeze whiz. It doesn't even deserve the letter 'S'.

I took velveeta-
and made, a sweater.

by Zach G. February 08, 2004

velveeta

1. terrible excuse for cheese-related food.
2. not actually food
3. most definately not cheese

Leave it to Newfoundlanders (Newfies) to eat velveeta like it is a food group.

by litty August 26, 2003

velveeta

1. unless you're lactose-intolerant and have a high metabolism, don't bother
2. extremely cheesy and artificial
3. excessively cross-posted (XCP) spam

Quit posting velveeta to more than SIXTY newsgroups!

by Xyzzy February 08, 2004

velveeta

THE BEST MUNCHY FOOD EVER! Yellowish in color, DELICIOUS IN TASTE! Velveeta is not something to be overlooked. It falls under diary and pasta categories. Some people have been known to eat it right out of the pot.

Mom i'm fuckin hungy!
MAKE SOME VELVEETA YOU LAZY BASTARD!

by El Cangri April 09, 2005

Velveeta

An orange, semisolid substance usually mistaken for cheese. Under higher temperatures, Velveeta resembles mucilage glue.

What the fuck? You made grilled 'cheese' out of Velveeta??

by blueduck577 April 08, 2004