Vaxied

Vaccinated. Immunized. Safe to get into whatever fucked-up shit you want to with a goddamned mask.

Jethro: u up?
Matilda: You vaxied yet?
Jethro: You know it.
Matilda: I'm DTF!

by MediumRare December 26, 2020

Fully Vaxxed

Simply put, making an F and a V gesture with your fingers.

I was at the gym and this meathead got in my face for not wearing a mask. I made the F V sign and said "whoa easy bruh Fully Vaxxed"!

by Alex in East Los Angeles May 28, 2021

vaxed

When you have received a vaccination you are / have been vaxed

I better see you guys vaxed up so we can party soon

by Jflo2000 March 16, 2021

Vaxxed

Being made very attractive and/or sexy by way of becoming immune to coronavirus.

I thought she was campy but now she's vaxxed and I'm nosedive-crushing.

Imma post a photo of mine getting vaxxed on Tinder.

Incel + Pfizer = vaxxed = Chad

by Luther Blisss February 24, 2021

vaxident

Post-vaccine automobile accident on roadways, caused by mini-strokes and blood clots in the brain. People are driving off the roads and striking trees -- veering into other cars for head-on collisions -- and apparently losing cognitive function while behind the wheel.

There are many reports of people getting into vaxidents in their vehicles after having received Covid-19 vaccinations.

by Shitting Pretty July 10, 2021

Triple vaxed

The act of doing something stupid.

Did he just burn down city hall by lighting his farts on fire? Yes, he triple vaxed that bitch to the ground.

by erock75 December 21, 2022

Vaxed

The state of a person or thing being completely ready, fully vetted, and approved for use or action.

Origin: Referencing when a person receives a vaccination that they are now ready to fight off a virus, such as COVID-19.

Chris: Hey, is the car ready for the road trip?
Daniel: Yea, it’s vaxed. I just got the oil changed yesterday.

Chris: How do you feel about your presentation for the leadership group?
Nick: I’m nervous, but my slides are vaxed, so I should be good.
Chris: Bet.

by steepbros April 9, 2021