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vasoline smile 

An artificial smile that resembles the forced smiles of beauty pageant contestants. Women entered in these contests will put vasoline on their teeth to keep their lips from sticking to their teeth when they smile.
The Miss America contestants flashed their best vasoline smiles at the judges as they walked by.
vasoline smile by Hackermom July 24, 2008
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Vasoline 

A song by the Stone Temple Pilots.
Joe: I listened to Vasoline last night while I jacked off with Vaseline.
Vasoline by STPlover January 11, 2010

vasoline 

Makes the rubbin'and slidin' nice and easy... to get out every last drop o' dat sweet o nutta butta
Hey Billy, I use vasoline when I shank your mommy
vasoline by shebba April 29, 2003

Vaselining 

The process of lubricating something with Vaseline.
A: Fuck me, man.

B: What happened?

A: I was vaselining my dick so I could jerk off, and my dad walked in on me!

B: Shit, man, that sucks.
Vaselining by bothebob September 1, 2016

vasoline 

vasoline makes my boobies all slippery
vasoline by Adam Geier March 30, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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