Vaselining 

The process of lubricating something with Vaseline.

A: Fuck me, man.

B: What happened?

A: I was vaselining my dick so I could jerk off, and my dad walked in on me!

B: Shit, man, that sucks.

Vaselining by bothebob September 1, 2016

baselining 

To drive crazy or to drive on the illegal sides of streets.

Baselining jugging 'round the city.

baselining by dezzi101 May 20, 2018