Vaselining

The process of lubricating something with Vaseline.

A: Fuck me, man.

B: What happened?

A: I was vaselining my dick so I could jerk off, and my dad walked in on me!

B: Shit, man, that sucks.

by bothebob September 1, 2016

baselining

To drive crazy or to drive on the illegal sides of streets.

Baselining jugging 'round the city.

by dezzi101 May 20, 2018