Varnith 

The Bestest Awesomest Base huduga .

Varnith is one sike base huduga. The best there is , the best there was , the best there ever will be.

Varnith by anonymous January 30, 2021

Varnith 

Varnith means class representative and is often used for people with the best CR skills

That guy is a great Varnith

Varnith by JuJu1999 November 22, 2021

male varnish 

Nail varnish for for "blokes", works well with a touch of guyliner

"hah! look at that metrosexual with his male varnish n'all"

male varnish by Luke Fryer October 1, 2008

Varnishing the O 

1. Licking the anus
2. Pleasuring oneself whilst being female
3. Lubing up
4. Literally varnishing a big O which has fallen of the front of a shop and is now serving as an ornament in a gentleman's apartment.
5. Other sexually euphemisms of the readers choosing.

I hope the police don't see me Varnishing the O in the garden this summer, hopefully they won't recognise it if they do!

Varnishing the O by Rowl2000 April 19, 2009

varnigh 

1. Northern England adj. very nearly, almost (always negative).

Used in areas of Northern England to signify "very nearly" or "almost" in a negative concept.

How mate, you varnigh spilled my pint!

I varnigh punched him in the face.

varnigh by LGF92 January 19, 2010

Varnished 

When unexpected, unwelcome company invites themselves along, and overstays their welcome, oblivious to the fact that they weren't welcome in the first place.

We went out to a nice dinner and got varnished. He sat with us the whole time, telling us boring stories.

Varnished by Onesillyguy February 23, 2010

Varnishing Your Wood 

sexual inuendo

varnishing being lube
wood being your penis

preparation for masturbation or sex

Girlfriend: hey are you ready love, or do you need help varnishing your wood
Boyfriend: im already on it dear

Varnishing Your Wood by joshinho April 8, 2010