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Varsity Benchwarmer
The act of being on Varsity in any sport however being benched thought the season. Varsity benchwarmers are the top top benchwarmers at school. Also known as third string, and a lacrosse player on a football team
Tom: Dude! I got into Varsity football!
Dave: Sweet! what position?
Tom: Varsity benchwarmer
Dave: I never heard of that position
Tom: Sure you have! every professional team has one
Dave: WOW! thats cool, all the girls are gonna think your so hot since your on Varsity
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Dave: Sweet! what position?
Tom: Varsity benchwarmer
Dave: I never heard of that position
Tom: Sure you have! every professional team has one
Dave: WOW! thats cool, all the girls are gonna think your so hot since your on Varsity
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Varsity Benchwarmer by Spazmeoutdawg February 20, 2011
vanity wipe
Wiping your anus when it does not immediately follow defecation. Such times may occur when you have a sweaty bum cleavage, you're worried something has dribbled out, or you simply didn't do a good job of wiping it in the first place.
A Vanity Wipe is nearly always accompanied by checking the toilet paper for streaks. It is often abbreviated to VW when discussed in a public place.
A Vanity Wipe is nearly always accompanied by checking the toilet paper for streaks. It is often abbreviated to VW when discussed in a public place.
Friend #1: My arse crack is really fucking itchy
Friend #2: Go have a vanity wipe dude, it might sort you out
Friend #2: Go have a vanity wipe dude, it might sort you out
vanity wipe by DaveHill February 13, 2008
vanitys enemy
A famous GDer whose claim to fame was not absurd picdrops or by titling herself a Prommie. Vanitys Enemy instead gained GD recognition by having a voluptuous body and a Megan Fox resemblance. She is one of the more intelligent and friendly GDers and is also a Trekkie nerd. Her topics are always very popular and a topic about her breasts once received over 250 replies.
The GD is slow today, I am reluctant to see a topic from Vanitys Enemy.
Vanitys Enemy is smoking hot and looks like Megan Fox.
Vanitys Enemy is smoking hot and looks like Megan Fox.
vanitys enemy by Daily GDer October 29, 2010
Vernita
A woman who is loving and generous person. She is kind and respectful and will keep your darkest secrets. Her love for children, family and friends are surpassed by few others. She is by far the best friend, spouse and mother that anyone could ever know.
Vernita by Ravishing Rhapsody June 18, 2010
vanity crush
{Mirrors are breaking, Vanity crush, Perfection climbing, All eyes on us}
the lyrics in the Jeffree Star song, Heart Surgery (Isn't That Bad...)
the lyrics in the Jeffree Star song, Heart Surgery (Isn't That Bad...)
vanity crush by Erin Nichole February 15, 2008
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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