Cute boy, saddest person always help other in their problems specially in relationships but himself never get helped by them but he never but never stop smiling...
The act of being on Varsity in any sport however being benched thought the season. Varsity benchwarmers are the top top benchwarmers at school. Also known as third string, and a lacrosse player on a football team
Tom: Dude! I got into Varsity football!
Dave: Sweet! what position?
Tom: Varsity benchwarmer
Dave: I never heard of that position
Tom: Sure you have! every professional team has one
Dave: WOW! thats cool, all the girls are gonna think your so hot since your on Varsity
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Wiping your anus when it does not immediately follow defecation. Such times may occur when you have a sweaty bum cleavage, you're worried something has dribbled out, or you simply didn't do a good job of wiping it in the first place.
A Vanity Wipe is nearly always accompanied by checking the toilet paper for streaks. It is often abbreviated to VW when discussed in a public place.
Friend #1: My arse crack is really fucking itchy
Friend #2: Go have a vanitywipe dude, it might sort you out
A famous GDer whose claim to fame was not absurd picdrops or by titling herself a Prommie. Vanitys Enemy instead gained GD recognition by having a voluptuous body and a Megan Fox resemblance. She is one of the more intelligent and friendly GDers and is also a Trekkie nerd. Her topics are always very popular and a topic about her breasts once received over 250 replies.
The GD is slow today, I am reluctant to see a topic from Vanitys Enemy.
Vanitys Enemy is smoking hot and looks like Megan Fox.
A woman who is loving and generous person. She is kind and respectful and will keep your darkest secrets. Her love for children, family and friends are surpassed by few others. She is by far the best friend, spouse and mother that anyone could ever know.