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Vardis is a cool guy working as a cheese maker at down Valsamonero, which is located near the known mountain NHPOI. He loves alcohol and poker. He is the first actual blind person in the world who plays poker! His range pre-flop is every hand, except 4-2o sometimes. His dream is to own a hotel someday. For that reason, even tho, young girls reaches him for sex, he prefers to sleep next to them without touching them. What a hero
Vardis is a gentleman, be like vardis
Vardis by Stelios1995 November 22, 2021

Vadisdom 

Vadisdom is the learned teachings & profound words from a knowledgeable scholar of life from Russian decent.

This word originates & spawns from a fusion of the name "Vadim" and the english word "Wisdom".

Vadim being a traditionally Soviet name, and the Russian origin being known to have a wealth of "wisdom" from their extensive and colourful history stemming back to a young age growing is what lead the word "Vadisdom" to be spawned.
A person reflects wisdom to another:

"The chase is better than the catch" - that is some good Vadisdom!

"The grass is always greener until you realize its artificial" - Vadisdom!
Vadisdom by Funkessentials August 18, 2013
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male varnish 

Nail varnish for for "blokes", works well with a touch of guyliner
"hah! look at that metrosexual with his male varnish n'all"
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Merciful.
It is an old Arabic word from the Quran
Name of an Amazing girl: Varisha
Varisha by Candy_101 February 7, 2013

Varnishing the O 

1. Licking the anus
2. Pleasuring oneself whilst being female
3. Lubing up
4. Literally varnishing a big O which has fallen of the front of a shop and is now serving as an ornament in a gentleman's apartment.
5. Other sexually euphemisms of the readers choosing.
I hope the police don't see me Varnishing the O in the garden this summer, hopefully they won't recognise it if they do!
Varnishing the O by Rowl2000 April 19, 2009

Valdis Dirnēns

Valdis Dirnēns is the best teacher in the world. He likes animals. He says that frogs taste like chicken, but his favorite food is griķīši with baltā mērcīte. He likes little girls and boys. Teaching them is fun. His favorite subject in school is ģeogrāfiskais Valdis. And the best place on earth where you could be is next to Valdez. It is an honor to stand next to such handsome women with naidīga frizūra.
Student one: Valdis Dirnēns is such a nice teacher. He looks adorable.
Student two: Are you crazy. He is hot.
Valdis Dirnēns: Hey girlz😏😏😏
Valdis Dirnēns by Valdiz fan July 4, 2019
Quite possibly the most awesome man in existence, its a shame you don't know him.
Like a spider on a hot stove!
Vargish by zopwx2 September 27, 2004
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