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Vareishim is the coolest, most genuine guy you’ll meet! He’s a great friend to have and hang out with. You’ll always have his back. He also has a great sense of humour and sarcasm. He is usually very talented when it comes to music, dance, or playing instruments, and even at drawing! Overall talented personalities with a unique and weird outlook to life! Best buddies 4 life <3
His violin is so beautifully played!! He must be a Vareishim!
vareishim by bb30752 November 24, 2021
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Vareishim is a super cute and talented guy. He’s the best friend to hang out with! He usually has great musical/artsy potential that he sometimes fails to recognise. He also has a weird side, which is so amazing. All in all, Vareishim is a fren 4 life <3
Bruh he looks so serious but is sucha cool person inside!! He must be a Vareishim
vareishim by bb30752 November 24, 2021

Varnishing the O 

1. Licking the anus
2. Pleasuring oneself whilst being female
3. Lubing up
4. Literally varnishing a big O which has fallen of the front of a shop and is now serving as an ornament in a gentleman's apartment.
5. Other sexually euphemisms of the readers choosing.
I hope the police don't see me Varnishing the O in the garden this summer, hopefully they won't recognise it if they do!
Varnishing the O by Rowl2000 April 19, 2009

Varnishing Your Wood 

sexual inuendo

varnishing being lube
wood being your penis

preparation for masturbation or sex
Girlfriend: hey are you ready love, or do you need help varnishing your wood
Boyfriend: im already on it dear

Varnishing the Barn

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.
My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

Varnishing the door 

When you fuck a chick then cum all over labia majora then spread it all over it, let it dry producing a high gloss finish. This can be done after “staining the door “ or with no staining at all... leaving a natural color
My girl and I are planning on varnishing the door this evening.

Varishma 

Varishma is a strong, talented, caring person she is very outspoken and would tell you what's on her mind if necessary. she is a people person and she is very thoughtful. She puts other people's needs before hers and she has a big heart Varishma has been hurt so many times but every time she was she became stronger she's an inspiration waiting to be written she is a true warrior
Strength looks Good on Varishma
Varishma by Spokenwordforlife November 23, 2021