vardig 

a person's underwear.

Driggs did Boo Boo in his vardig. Hey, it is shit.

vardig by R Muk March 25, 2008

vardig 

a person's underwear.

Driggs did Boo Boo in his vardig. Hey, it is shit.

vardig by R Muk March 23, 2008

Vardges 

Uncommon Armenian first name for baby boys, meaning rose-haired (i.e. redhead). Usually given to tall and smart (although brunette) dudes. Often abbreviated with 'Vardik', it's almost impossible to get it right the first time.

Douche: "What's your name?"
Vardges: "Vardges"
Douche: "What?"
Vardges: "Marcus"
Douche: "Ahhhh..."

Vardges by KrazeeEyezKillah August 15, 2009

Virdignity

Another cross between virginity and dignity, this is the word when both are lost at the same time, ie when someone loses their virginity in a very embarassing way.

People can only lose their virdignity once, the most common is because of premature ejaculation, ie 'Stewart lost his virdignity last night because he was finished in 8 seconds.'

Did you hear? Carys totally lost her virdignity when she accidentally screamed out her ex's name at the end.

Oh shit -- Jess lost her virdignity when the person she was having sex with turned out to be related to her.

Virdignity by Octopusrave July 21, 2009

varnigh 

1. Northern England adj. very nearly, almost (always negative).

Used in areas of Northern England to signify "very nearly" or "almost" in a negative concept.

How mate, you varnigh spilled my pint!

I varnigh punched him in the face.

varnigh by LGF92 January 19, 2010

Verdigasm 

The euphoric and sexually aroused mental state suffered by an otherwise useless attorney that has finally accomplished a court victory and favorable jury verdict for a client.

Michael was just another useless attorney until he finally won a million dollar jury verdict for his client. Michael walked around for two weeks thereafter with a severe case of Verdigasm.

Verdigasm by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

virdignity

A portmanteau of "virginity" and "dignity," virdignity is the kind of self-respect and pride you can only lose once, and then never again. The end of an undefeated record, falling off the wagon after a long term of sobriety, sharting your pants for the first time (especially when said hard fart happens around witnesses)--these would all be extreme examples of a loss of virdignity. For the most part, one only realizes virdignity exists once it's been lost.

Oh, shit--Chaz just fell down and split his pants! There goes his virdignity at this job!

Jenny was going down on me the other day, and I totally cut one. Complete loss of virdignity, man.

Hey, I've still never gotten an STD, unlike you sluts. My virdignity is intact.

virdignity by Talmanes December 3, 2006